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Originally Posted by over the mountain

i just read a scientific article that said if you hug your wife/lady/partner for 30 seconds or more it activates her hormone that causes her/lady/partner to feel more connected to you.

the twist is that you can not squeeze/touch/approach any of her body seductive body parts because that turns them off. you have to latently trigger the hormone.

im pretty sure there is a study that will say no guy can hug his wife/lady/partner for anything more than 10 seconds without having his hormone that makes him uncontrollably grope his wife kick in.

we cant win. occasionally they throw us a crumb but really we stand no chance and have no say in the matter. i should have married an ugly chick. have lots of fun until 35 then marry an ugly chick with a good family. ugggg i wanna start life over again. only after you make all the bad decisions do you understand how life works.

edit i would have linked the article but im on my mac book and dont know how to cut n paste on this one.

I'm dying laughing because that's so me. Ten seconds in and I'm grabbing at something. Twenty seconds in and the dry humping starts. Twenty one seconds in and I'm punched in the balls.