All things Science related. λν = c

[over the mountain]

i just read a scientific article that said if you hug your wife/lady/partner for 30 seconds or more it activates her hormone that causes her/lady/partner to feel more connected to you.

the twist is that you can not squeeze/touch/approach any of her body seductive body parts because that turns them off. you have to latently trigger the hormone.

im pretty sure there is a study that will say no guy can hug his wife/lady/partner for anything more than 10 seconds without having his hormone that makes him uncontrollably grope his wife kick in.

we cant win. occasionally they throw us a crumb but really we stand no chance and have no say in the matter. i should have married an ugly chick. have lots of fun until 35 then marry an ugly chick with a good family. ugggg i wanna start life over again. only after you make all the bad decisions do you understand how life works.

edit i would have linked the article but im on my mac book and dont know how to cut n paste on this one.