Brunell Theory Debunked!

GoSkins! · 08-29-2006, 09:36 PM

Ok...Ok... After watching the first two preseason games I was convinced that Brunell's beard was the cause of all of our preseason woes. I mean, look at it. Who grows a beard like that in the middle of the summer. I thought he had lost it. So he shaved for game three and, with nothing left to get hung up in his chin guard, still could not play as smooth as the new baby face.

So, the purpose of this thread is to get away from the whinning about tangable reasons why we have not won these games, it's about your superstitious thoughts on what is wrong with the Redskins.

My defensive theroy is that Williams is playing a Sean Taylor look alike (and other too) so that he (or is it they) won't get hurt...

skinsguy · 08-29-2006, 09:40 PM

It's because we havent' seen Portis in a pre-season costume......

dmek25 · 08-29-2006, 09:43 PM

it probably has to do with the tom cruise signing

skinsguy · 08-29-2006, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmek25

it probably has to do with the tom cruise signing

Yeah. Which reminds me. I hate Tom Cruise.

SmootSmack · 08-29-2006, 09:52 PM

They've all been too busy trying to help OJ find the real killer

GoSkins! · 08-29-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

They've all been too busy trying to help OJ find the real killer

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.... This is my new "why the offense is so bad" theory.

skinsguy · 08-29-2006, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TAFKAS

They've all been too busy trying to help OJ find the real killer

I hope OJ finds the real killer someday so he can put all this six feet under...I mean behind him....<smirk>

ArtMonkDrillz · 08-29-2006, 11:04 PM

It's because the all white uniforms only work for the regular season. We need all burgundy for the playoff and all gold for the preseason. Duh!

Monkeydad · 08-30-2006, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

It's because the all white uniforms only work for the regular season. We need all burgundy for the playoff and all gold for the preseason. Duh!

No, no, no.

Gold works well for preseason practices.

MonkFan4Life · 08-30-2006, 02:33 PM

It's because we have NO QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY !!!! This is the Washington Redskins we're talking about here. We NEED those !

steveo395 · 08-30-2006, 02:37 PM

i have a new theory on why the offense sucked....they did it on purpose because they wanted to give the punters practice

Monkeydad · 08-30-2006, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steveo395

i have a new theory on why the offense sucked....they did it on purpose because they wanted to give the punters practice

If that's why, I'm 100% supportive.

dmek25 · 08-30-2006, 04:47 PM

that only works if you have a punter on the team

08-29-2006, 09:36 PM	#1
GoSkins! The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Yorktown, Va Age: 55 Posts: 1,587	Brunell Theory Debunked! Ok...Ok... After watching the first two preseason games I was convinced that Brunell's beard was the cause of all of our preseason woes. I mean, look at it. Who grows a beard like that in the middle of the summer. I thought he had lost it. So he shaved for game three and, with nothing left to get hung up in his chin guard, still could not play as smooth as the new baby face. So, the purpose of this thread is to get away from the whinning about tangable reasons why we have not won these games, it's about your superstitious thoughts on what is wrong with the Redskins. My defensive theroy is that Williams is playing a Sean Taylor look alike (and other too) so that he (or is it they) won't get hurt... __________________ Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. A. Einstien

08-29-2006, 09:40 PM	#2
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	Re: Brunell Theory Debunked! It's because we havent' seen Portis in a pre-season costume...... __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

08-29-2006, 09:43 PM	#3
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Brunell Theory Debunked! it probably has to do with the tom cruise signing __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

08-29-2006, 09:52 PM	#5
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Brunell Theory Debunked! They've all been too busy trying to help OJ find the real killer __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

08-29-2006, 11:04 PM	#8
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Brunell Theory Debunked! It's because the all white uniforms only work for the regular season. We need all burgundy for the playoff and all gold for the preseason. Duh! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

08-30-2006, 02:33 PM	#10
MonkFan4Life The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 47 Posts: 1,851	Re: Brunell Theory Debunked! It's because we have NO QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY !!!! This is the Washington Redskins we're talking about here. We NEED those ! __________________ Catch me on YouTube ! http://www.youtube.com/user/DowntimeRB?feature=mhw5 The "punishment" by the league : "It's like getting a ticket for going too fast on a road a week ago and they changed the speed limit today"

08-30-2006, 02:37 PM	#11
steveo395 The Starter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,674	Re: Brunell Theory Debunked! i have a new theory on why the offense sucked....they did it on purpose because they wanted to give the punters practice __________________

08-30-2006, 04:47 PM	#13
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Brunell Theory Debunked! that only works if you have a punter on the team __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

Brunell Theory Debunked!

Locker Room Main Forum