Brunell Theory Debunked!
 

Ok...Ok... After watching the first two preseason games I was convinced that Brunell's beard was the cause of all of our preseason woes. I mean, look at it. Who grows a beard like that in the middle of the summer. I thought he had lost it. So he shaved for game three and, with nothing left to get hung up in his chin guard, still could not play as smooth as the new baby face.

So, the purpose of this thread is to get away from the whinning about tangable reasons why we have not won these games, it's about your superstitious thoughts on what is wrong with the Redskins.

My defensive theroy is that Williams is playing a Sean Taylor look alike (and other too) so that he (or is it they) won't get hurt...

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It's because we havent' seen Portis in a pre-season costume......

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it probably has to do with the tom cruise signing

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[QUOTE=dmek25;209943]it probably has to do with the tom cruise signing[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Which reminds me. I hate Tom Cruise.

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They've all been too busy trying to help OJ find the real killer

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[quote=TAFKAS;209949]They've all been too busy trying to help OJ find the real killer[/quote]

Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.... This is my new "why the offense is so bad" theory.

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS;209949]They've all been too busy trying to help OJ find the real killer[/QUOTE]

I hope OJ finds the real killer someday so he can put all this six feet under...I mean behind him....<smirk>

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It's because the all white uniforms only work for the regular season. We need all burgundy for the playoff and all gold for the preseason. Duh!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;209972]It's because the all white uniforms only work for the regular season. We need all burgundy for the playoff and all gold for the preseason. Duh![/quote]

No, no, no.

Gold works well for preseason practices. [IMG]http://hoffmanhousephoto.smugmug.com/photos/31067618-S.jpg[/IMG]

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It's because we have NO QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY !!!! This is the Washington Redskins we're talking about here. We NEED those !

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i have a new theory on why the offense sucked....they did it on purpose because they wanted to give the punters practice

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[quote=steveo395;210147]i have a new theory on why the offense sucked....they did it on purpose because they wanted to give the punters practice[/quote]

If that's why, I'm 100% supportive.

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that only works if you have a punter on the team:(