Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker

SkinsNDeacs · 10-24-2005, 08:24 AM

This is why I hate the Cowboys.

First a little background. Last Monday I get in to work and the first thing I see is a piece of paper stapled to my office door that says “SKINS LOSE 2 IN A ROW…COWBOYS IN FIRST!!!”. So I knew I had to go take my medicine. I walked back to the cubical where the Cowboy fans sit (we don’t let them have their own office in my company). This is what I hear “After all that smack you talked we are now in first!!!” I let them know the only reason they are in first is because we have played less games. I also remind them that we beat them, but that makes no difference they just babble on about being in first place. I swallow it because technically they were right.

So after a Skins win and a Cowboy loss the roles are reversed this morning.

ME: Hey guys, know who is in first in the NFC East?

COWBOY FAN: OOO big deal you beat the worst team in the league

ME: You mean the same team that you guys had to claw and scrap to beat?

COWBOY FAN: Hey, a win is a win.

ME: Yes it is. Speaking of that, we played the same team you lost to yesterday…how did that turn out?

COWBOY FAN: Yeah, and only beat them by a field goal.

ME: You lost to them by a field goal and besides I thought a win is a win.

COWBOY FAN: We have more division wins than the Redskins.

ME: Yeah, you have more losses as well.

COWBOY FAN: Why do you come in at 8 talking shit?

ME: I seem to remember this time last week someone in my office talking shit to me.

COWBOY FAN: We will see when we play you guys.

ME: We played once in Dallas…How did that turn out?

COWBOY FAN: You are just happy that you beat the worst team in the league.

Seeing that the conversation was starting to circle I went back to my office knowing that Cowboy fans are the worst in the NFL

MTK · 10-24-2005, 08:35 AM

By his logic a win is a win, so why is he discounting our win against the 49ers?

Hypocrite.

cpayne5 · 10-24-2005, 08:38 AM

This is why I hate the majority of dallas fans.

MTK · 10-24-2005, 08:43 AM

I just hate illogical and ignorant fans in general.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-24-2005, 08:46 AM

Wow, what a douchebag.

skinsfanthru&thru · 10-24-2005, 11:29 AM

is he the type of office guy who cherishes his stapler or his radio?

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-24-2005, 12:02 PM

I bet that shit is a swingline.

Hijinx · 10-24-2005, 12:06 PM

No one is worse than Cowboys fans, NO ONE. The only time I like them is when they are in my FFL. They always draft a ton of useless cowturd players even when better players are out there.

56FAN · 10-24-2005, 12:09 PM

Denial is an ugly thing. then again didn't Gibbs say that the cowboys have the ugliest fans?

skinsguy · 10-24-2005, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by skinsfanthru&thru

is he the type of office guy who cherishes his stapler or his radio?

Move him to the basement and keep him away from matches.

Daseal · 10-24-2005, 12:20 PM

After we beat the Cowboys in DC which will make us 2-0 over them this year. You get up extra early on Monday, go into the office, and staple his pink slip to his cubicle wall. We'll see who wins that battle!

skindogger47 · 10-24-2005, 12:58 PM

That is funny stuff. Sounds just like every Cowboy fan I know. Talking all kinds of shit when they win and downplaying any failures or other teams' successes. Jerks. None of them know shit about football, especially the seasons that weren't the Aikman, Irvin, Smith Cokeboy years.

dblanch66 · 10-24-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skindogger47

That is funny stuff. Sounds just like every Cowboy fan I know. Talking all kinds of shit when they win and downplaying any failures or other teams' successes. Jerks. None of them know shit about football, especially the seasons that weren't the Aikman, Irvin, Smith Cokeboy years.

My point exactly. Cowboy fans are the least knowledgeable, most vocal fans out there. They are snobbish and grandiose with nothing to back it up. I watch the Redskins games evey week at a sports bar here in Hollywood and the Cowboy fans are the most ignorant, obnoxious pricks. Redskin fans are the loudest and we sing the song after every TD but that's it. Every time the "boys" score, they come running over to where our game is and start bragging. Yesterday was no different....until the end of the game in Seattle. You couldn't even FIND them after that. Hate those assclowns.

jhold4th · 10-24-2005, 03:54 PM

Perfectly worded. Most cowpoke fans couldnt name a player outside of the triplets.

bunch of piles that make one big pile

BigSKINBauer · 10-24-2005, 03:59 PM

sounds like me steeler friend. SON OF A BITCH

10-24-2005, 08:24 AM	#1
SkinsNDeacs Camp Scrub Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 49 Posts: 16	Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker This is why I hate the Cowboys. First a little background. Last Monday I get in to work and the first thing I see is a piece of paper stapled to my office door that says “SKINS LOSE 2 IN A ROW…COWBOYS IN FIRST!!!”. So I knew I had to go take my medicine. I walked back to the cubical where the Cowboy fans sit (we don’t let them have their own office in my company). This is what I hear “After all that smack you talked we are now in first!!!” I let them know the only reason they are in first is because we have played less games. I also remind them that we beat them, but that makes no difference they just babble on about being in first place. I swallow it because technically they were right. So after a Skins win and a Cowboy loss the roles are reversed this morning. ME: Hey guys, know who is in first in the NFC East? COWBOY FAN: OOO big deal you beat the worst team in the league ME: You mean the same team that you guys had to claw and scrap to beat? COWBOY FAN: Hey, a win is a win. ME: Yes it is. Speaking of that, we played the same team you lost to yesterday…how did that turn out? COWBOY FAN: Yeah, and only beat them by a field goal. ME: You lost to them by a field goal and besides I thought a win is a win. COWBOY FAN: We have more division wins than the Redskins. ME: Yeah, you have more losses as well. COWBOY FAN: Why do you come in at 8 talking shit? ME: I seem to remember this time last week someone in my office talking shit to me. COWBOY FAN: We will see when we play you guys. ME: We played once in Dallas…How did that turn out? COWBOY FAN: You are just happy that you beat the worst team in the league. Seeing that the conversation was starting to circle I went back to my office knowing that Cowboy fans are the worst in the NFL

10-24-2005, 08:35 AM	#2
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,831	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker By his logic a win is a win, so why is he discounting our win against the 49ers? Hypocrite.

10-24-2005, 08:38 AM	#3
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker This is why I hate the majority of dallas fans. __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

10-24-2005, 08:43 AM	#4
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,831	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker I just hate illogical and ignorant fans in general.

10-24-2005, 08:46 AM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker Wow, what a douchebag. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-24-2005, 11:29 AM	#6
skinsfanthru&thru Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 45 Posts: 3,814	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker is he the type of office guy who cherishes his stapler or his radio?

10-24-2005, 12:02 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker I bet that shit is a swingline. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-24-2005, 12:06 PM	#8
Hijinx The Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Age: 50 Posts: 1,961	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker No one is worse than Cowboys fans, NO ONE. The only time I like them is when they are in my FFL. They always draft a ton of useless cowturd players even when better players are out there. __________________ This is my signature, there are many like it, but this one is mine.

10-24-2005, 12:09 PM	#9
56FAN Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: MANASSAS VA Age: 63 Posts: 323	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker Denial is an ugly thing. then again didn't Gibbs say that the cowboys have the ugliest fans?

10-24-2005, 12:20 PM	#11
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 42 Posts: 8,341	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker After we beat the Cowboys in DC which will make us 2-0 over them this year. You get up extra early on Monday, go into the office, and staple his pink slip to his cubicle wall. We'll see who wins that battle! __________________ Best. Player. Available.

10-24-2005, 12:58 PM	#12
skindogger47 Special Teams Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 43 Posts: 262	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker That is funny stuff. Sounds just like every Cowboy fan I know. Talking all kinds of shit when they win and downplaying any failures or other teams' successes. Jerks. None of them know shit about football, especially the seasons that weren't the Aikman, Irvin, Smith Cokeboy years.

10-24-2005, 03:54 PM	#14
jhold4th Camp Scrub Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Omaha Age: 61 Posts: 57	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker Perfectly worded. Most cowpoke fans couldnt name a player outside of the triplets. bunch of piles that make one big pile __________________ "Die you dirty dogs, die!!!" Sam Wyche, December 1972

10-24-2005, 03:59 PM	#15
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 37 Posts: 5,688	Re: Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker sounds like me steeler friend. SON OF A BITCH

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