Conversation with a Cowboy (fan) coworker
 

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[font=Times New Roman][size=3]This is why I hate the Cowboys.[/size][/font]

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[font=Times New Roman][size=3]First a little background. Last Monday I get in to work and the first thing I see is a piece of paper stapled to my office door that says “SKINS LOSE 2 IN A ROW…COWBOYS IN FIRST!!!”. So I knew I had to go take my medicine. I walked back to the cubical where the Cowboy fans sit (we don’t let them have their own office in my company). This is what I hear “After all that smack you talked we are now in first!!!” I let them know the only reason they are in first is because we have played less games. I also remind them that we beat them, but that makes no difference they just babble on about being in first place. I swallow it because technically they were right.[/size][/font]

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[size=3][font=Times New Roman]So after a Skins win and a Cowboy loss the roles are reversed this morning. [/font][/size]

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[font=Times New Roman][size=3]ME: Hey guys, know who is in first in the NFC East?[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]COWBOY FAN: OOO big deal you beat the worst team in the league[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]ME: You mean the same team that you guys had to claw and scrap to beat?[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]COWBOY FAN: Hey, a win is a win.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]ME: Yes it is. Speaking of that, we played the same team you lost to yesterday…how did that turn out?[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]COWBOY FAN: Yeah, and only beat them by a field goal.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]ME: You lost to them by a field goal and besides I thought a win is a win.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]COWBOY FAN: We have more division wins than the Redskins.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]ME: Yeah, you have more losses as well.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]COWBOY FAN: Why do you come in at 8 talking shit?[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]ME: I seem to remember this time last week someone in my office talking shit to me.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]COWBOY FAN: We will see when we play you guys.[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]ME: We played once in Dallas…How did that turn out?[/size][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]COWBOY FAN: You are just happy that you beat the worst team in the league.[/size][/font]

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[font='Times New Roman']Seeing that the conversation was starting to circle I went back to my office knowing that Cowboy fans are the worst in the NFL [/font]

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By his logic a win is a win, so why is he discounting our win against the 49ers?

Hypocrite.

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This is why I hate the majority of dallas fans.

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I just hate illogical and ignorant fans in general.

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Wow, what a douchebag.

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is he the type of office guy who cherishes his stapler or his radio? :biggthump

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I bet that shit is a swingline.

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No one is worse than Cowboys fans, NO ONE. The only time I like them is when they are in my FFL. They always draft a ton of useless cowturd players even when better players are out there.

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Denial is an ugly thing. then again didn't Gibbs say that the cowboys have the ugliest fans?

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[QUOTE=skinsfanthru&thru]is he the type of office guy who cherishes his stapler or his radio? :biggthump[/QUOTE]


Move him to the basement and keep him away from matches. :laughing2

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After we beat the Cowboys in DC which will make us 2-0 over them this year. You get up extra early on Monday, go into the office, and staple his pink slip to his cubicle wall. We'll see who wins that battle! ;)

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That is funny stuff. Sounds just like every Cowboy fan I know. Talking all kinds of shit when they win and downplaying any failures or other teams' successes. Jerks. None of them know shit about football, especially the seasons that weren't the Aikman, Irvin, Smith Cokeboy years.

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[QUOTE=skindogger47]That is funny stuff. Sounds just like every Cowboy fan I know. Talking all kinds of shit when they win and downplaying any failures or other teams' successes. Jerks. None of them know shit about football, especially the seasons that weren't the Aikman, Irvin, Smith Cokeboy years.[/QUOTE]
My point exactly. Cowboy fans are the least knowledgeable, most vocal fans out there. They are snobbish and grandiose with nothing to back it up. I watch the Redskins games evey week at a sports bar here in Hollywood and the Cowboy fans are the most ignorant, obnoxious pricks. Redskin fans are the loudest and we sing the song after every TD but that's it. Every time the "boys" score, they come running over to where our game is and start bragging. Yesterday was no different....until the end of the game in Seattle. You couldn't even FIND them after that. Hate those assclowns.

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Perfectly worded. Most cowpoke fans couldnt name a player outside of the triplets.

bunch of piles that make one big pile

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sounds like me steeler friend. SON OF A BITCH