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Old 08-03-2011, 07:28 PM   #1
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Re: Idiot bicyclists

Maybe he's more of a rollerblader...

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(some of the comments are hilarious.)
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Old 08-03-2011, 08:26 PM   #2
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That entire story and the comments are hilarious. Nice find Daseal. I mean honestly, if you became friends with a dude, and then he took you out for rollerblading, ice cream, and Bridesmaids, wouldn't you start to question whether he's gay? Especially if you yourself were openly gay. Man that dude had it all wrong.
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Old 10-12-2011, 12:27 PM   #3
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"A man puts a gun to your head and forces you into a movie theater where Bridesmaids is playing. He motions for you to sit in the back. With the barrel of the gun still held against your head he whispers "You see those two guys down there sitting next to each other? Earlier they went roller blading. They also stopped and got ice cream together. Here's the question: Are those two men a gay couple? Remember; they're sitting together and watching Bridesmaids for ****s sake. If you answer wrong, I'm shooting you directly in your face."

So what's your answer? Really think about this and come to a conclusion before you continue reading...

Got it? Ok.

This riddle isn't a lesson in stereotyping sexual preferences based on what activities people do, but rather it reveals your own sexuality. For example, a straight man would purposefully try to answer wrong so he could get shot in the face rather than sit through Bridesmaids."

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Old 10-12-2011, 03:47 PM   #4
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"A man puts a gun to your head and forces you into a movie theater where Bridesmaids is playing. He motions for you to sit in the back. With the barrel of the gun still held against your head he whispers "You see those two guys down there sitting next to each other? Earlier they went roller blading. They also stopped and got ice cream together. Here's the question: Are those two men a gay couple? Remember; they're sitting together and watching Bridesmaids for ****s sake. If you answer wrong, I'm shooting you directly in your face."

So what's your answer? Really think about this and come to a conclusion before you continue reading...

Got it? Ok.

This riddle isn't a lesson in stereotyping sexual preferences based on what activities people do, but rather it reveals your own sexuality. For example, a straight man would purposefully try to answer wrong so he could get shot in the face rather than sit through Bridesmaids."

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I'd have to call the gunman gay. He's obviously following those two men around town and watching them.
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