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So i boarded the plane set back as we took off I started reading the comments on my past blog and fell asleep laughing and mainly MoneyShots lmao he was tripping. I woke up landing on water which was pretty cool. We were in front of a beautiful island full with greenary. We took a raft to the shore, i immediately saw huge foot prints on the beach kinda freaked me out. And thats when I saw it the T-Rex running wild, I screamed like a person getting called down on the price is right, I began to run like i was running a vertical route for he game winner in the super bowl. I hid in the shrubs and pulled out my Harry Potter invisible cloak, i was safe. I got up and tiptoed outta the shrubs and into the woods and thats when i saw them. The Dinosaurs!! I discovered em all by myself, since i was invisible i decided to walk closer. I used my #2 pencil to carve my initials into the back of a Saurornithoides it slapped me with his tail so i slapped it back Ike Turner style and it took off running. Made me giggle lol even dinosaurs are scared of me and here i am thinking its only DEs LBs and Safetys I have that affect on. lmao jk…. Feeling Powerful I decided to chase a Rebbachisaurus it was fun because it couldn’t see me until a Kentrosaurus stepped on the end of my cloak and pulled it off me. Then i thought to myself I’m the only black person on the island this couldn’t be good. I started running like MB in the fourth quarter stiff arming a Brachiosaurus and running over a Therizinosaurus then sprinted to the plane yelling at the pilot to start it. He did I made it in time t me with memories and my life I saw i conquered i discovered the dinosaurs. Again! They are still alive on this planet… Next up is the Lochness Monster and Lepruchans

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