Cowboys = Stupidity

[Valleyranchgirl]

Originally Posted by dmvskinzfan08

I thought that Cowgirl fans were stupid. But I guess it doesn't stop there. The failed party zone experiment plans were a epic fail. But the players are equally if not more stupid (ie. Martellus Bennett).

Cowboys were asked to take the same exam the cheerleaders took and only one player, Marcus Spears, passed with flying colors. One player thought that "Broadway" Joe played for the Cowpukes. LMFAO

Click link below to LOL!!

Cowboys struggle with cheerleader exam - NFC East - ESPN

Did anyone catch it was a joke??

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget ol' Beltway Joe?"

He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse.

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore? I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

Did anyone catch it was a joke??

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget ol' Beltway Joe?"

He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse.

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore? I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.

Never dated Shuler, Largent, or Watts I take it

[Lotus]

Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

Did anyone catch it was a joke??

"Name the two ex-Cowboys quarterbacks in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

S Pat Watkins, who answered, "Joe Namath and Troy Aikman." Yep, who can forget ol' Beltway Joe?"

He was not serious people lol, he was being a smart arse.

Governor question I think majority of Americans can barley name that one, so I can see why they got that wrong. How many football players have you ever seen or known that were into politics hardcore? I don't know any really from school or the ones I dated.

1) That was Reilly's joke, not Watkins' joke.
2) You don't have to be into politics "hardcore" to know the governor of the state within which you live. You don't need to be into politics "hardcore" to name governors of other states. If you can't name the governor of your own state, you are just dumb.

Let's face it, the Cowboys locker room is not full of the sharpest knives in the drawer. Heck, some Cowboys have even discovered dinosaurs on vacation, as Marty B wrote in his blog!

[Valleyranchgirl]

Originally Posted by Lotus

1) You don't need to be into politics "hardcore" to name governors of other states. If you can't name the governor of your own state, you are just dumb.

Let's face it, the Cowboys locker room is not full of the sharpest knives in the drawer. Heck, some Cowboys have even discovered dinosaurs on vacation, as Marty B wrote in his blog!

I remember seeing Jay Leno and another show where they sometimes ask random questions about who the governor of their state is and there was a lot of "Uh Uh"..I I figure the average American does not know. Why do I think that? Because I went to college (the class was Anatomy & Physiology II) and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol just stupid. Sad part is, the teacher had another student do the same dumb thing in the past.

The part about not being very bright is an 32 NFL team problem. I would rather pass on reading Marty B's blog or anyone's.

[Dirtbag59]

Originally Posted by Valleyranchgirl

I remember seeing Jay Leno and another show where they sometimes ask random questions about who the governor of their state is and there was a lot of "Uh Uh"..I I figure the average American does not know. Why do I think that? Because I went to college (the class was Anatomy & Physiology II) and this brunette girl thought it is ok to use a INK PEN on a SCANTRON test, lol just stupid. Sad part is, the teacher had another student do the same dumb thing in the past.

The part about not being very bright is an 32 NFL team problem. I would rather pass on reading Marty B's blog or anyone's.

I always wondered why you could only use #2 pencils on scantrons. Now I know.

"Scantrons work by running two closely-spaces but separate wires along the columns of dots, and the graphite in soft pencil lead acts to complete a circuit, thereby registering on the machine. A lighter mark from a harder pencil won't have enough graphite and of course there is no graphite in ink."

Only thing to figure out now is how and why they number the different types of pencils. Man this Friday just got crazy.

Edit: And now I know Is there such a thing as a number 1 pencil?