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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Freestyle Rap Battle
Contestant #1: Contestant #2:
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Naega jeil jal naga
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland
Age: 40
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
Shoot me if one ends up like the other.
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 46
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they all yours?'' 'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats. 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's' names.' 'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy. In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes, it make it easier. When it's time to get 'em out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy and all of 'em stops. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.' The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?' 'Well, then I calls them by their last name.' |
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Age: 46
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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