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Old 04-29-2008, 02:06 AM   #1
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

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Old 04-29-2008, 07:25 PM   #2
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Old 05-20-2008, 10:40 AM   #3
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Re: Super Happy Fun Thread!

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they all yours?''

'Yep they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need
all your children's' names.'

'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all
named Leighroy.

In disbelief, the case worker. 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes, it make it easier. When it's time to get
'em out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for
dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to
stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy and all of 'em
stops. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
whole bunch?'

'Well, then I calls them by their last name.'
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Old 05-27-2008, 12:51 PM   #4
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:11 PM   #5
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