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[PSUSkinsFan21]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. W-Why do you ask, anyway?

LOL ........love the Office Space reference.....nicely done Monk.

[jsarno]

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Yeah but he bought that stuff from Dexter Manley.

Who in turn bought it from Nate Newton.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by Longtimefan

No prison is a nice place to be, but his chances of survival are much better in Federal Prison than they are in a State run facility,simply because of the difference in the type criminals they house. The Feds. house a little more sophisticated type (if there is such thing) where States generally house the worst of the worst.

That couldn't be more opposite from the truth. It's the complete other way around with respect to the "quality" of incarcerated individuals.

Now a Federal prison might be better with respect to the quality of the facility due to better funding, better personnel, etc.

[Defensewins]

Dexter and Marion Barry smoked crack. Vick smoked weed.

[Longtimefan]

Originally Posted by mheisig

That couldn't be more opposite from the truth. It's the complete other way around with respect to the "quality" of incarcerated individuals.

Now a Federal prison might be better with respect to the quality of the facility due to better funding, better personnel, etc.

Having served as a Halfway House Counselor for several years, I had the opportunity to absorb first hand knowledge of prison conditions on both State and Federal level. The difference is night and day, from food to visits, and overall conditions, including Parole before it was abolished.

Nine out of every ten inmates who have served time on both sides of the isle will tell you that while neither experience is plesant, the Federal system has advantages over the State. Murderers, Kidnappers, Child Molesters, Rapist, are not as much part of the Federal system. These crimes are the most hedious in the public eye, and they comprise the majority of the population in many State run institutions. For many inmates it boils down to what type individual they would prefer to serve their time with.

[redskinsfanatic]

Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Yeah but he bought that stuff from Dexter Manley.

i heard he got it from michael"8ball"irvin,and 'bigshow"nate newton.
somebody said he bought it at the cowboys white house of ill repute within
site of the cowboys practice field.dexter may have done some stupid things,but being caught hauling a truckload of grass ai'nt one of them.

[sandtrapjack]

Originally Posted by redskinsfanatic

i heard he got it from michael"8ball"irvin,and 'bigshow"nate newton.
somebody said he bought it at the cowboys white house of ill repute within
site of the cowboys practice field.dexter may have done some stupid things,but being caught hauling a truckload of grass ai'nt one of them.

Of course the major difference is that Dexter Manley did drugs WHILE he played for the Redskins and is the only player (I know of) that EVER received a life-time ban from the league.

Nate Newton had long been out of the NFL when he had his run in with the law.

And Irvin never failed a drug test......peculiar isn't it?