stocks in meltdown mode

[Chico23231]

Originally Posted by mooby

LOL. Ya boy sounds like he screams his own name when he nuts.

Another lesson learned from an Alpha Mooby…listen up



Nick Adams (Alpha Male)

@NickAdamsinUSA
I had just finished an intense pump on the leg press when I saw a strikingly beautiful woman walking towards me out of the corner of my eye.

Initially, I was annoyed. Dealing with the female gaze at the gym can be almost as exhausting as the workout itself, but her confident approach piqued my interest.

She recognized me from my wildly successful M&Ms boycott and said she was on the phone with her father on her way to the gym, and he told her that she needed to find an alpha male like Nick Adams to help her find her place in the world.

We struck up a brief conversation. I was intrigued, but my alpha senses were tingling. She bit her lip and asked if I’d like to get a coffee sometime. I accepted. Then things took a turn for the worse. “There’s a Starbucks just down the road. Does tomorrow at 6 work for you?” she asked.

Disappointed, I said, “Sorry, sweetheart, but an alpha male wouldn’t be caught dead in a Starbucks.” I put my headphones back in, turned up Kid Rock’s hit album “Bad Reputation,” and returned to my workout.

On my way out of the gym, I happened to see her getting into her car. My eyes were instantly drawn to the Liz Cheney for President sticker on the back window.

I dodged a bullet.