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View Poll Results: Next year Taylor Heinicke will be...
Starting QB for the WFT 15 23.08%
Solid backup for the WFT 33 50.77%
Starter or backup for another team 2 3.08%
I have no clue 15 23.08%
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Old 01-11-2021, 07:00 PM   #1
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Re: Taylor Effing Heinicke

Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.

Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs
Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs
Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs
Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs

As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.

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Old 01-11-2021, 09:34 PM   #2
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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.

Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs
Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs
Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs
Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs

As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.

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Someone on here called me "Mrs. Heinicke" when, prior to the game, I surmised how Washington fans would react (in relation to the QB search) if Heinicke performed as I had seen so many times at ODU. So I guess, I am in, as well. Can I be the "Director of Cheerleader Fulfillment?"
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Old 01-11-2021, 09:42 PM   #3
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Someone on here called me "Mrs. Heinicke" when, prior to the game, I surmised how Washington fans would react (in relation to the QB search) if Heinicke performed as I had seen so many times at ODU. So I guess, I am in, as well. Can I be the "Director of Cheerleader Fulfillment?"
I think Snyder has that covered. 🤦*♂️
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Old 01-11-2021, 10:21 PM   #4
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Someone on here called me "Mrs. Heinicke" when, prior to the game, I surmised how Washington fans would react (in relation to the QB search) if Heinicke performed as I had seen so many times at ODU. So I guess, I am in, as well. Can I be the "Director of Cheerleader Fulfillment?"
Consider yourself fulfilled. 👇🏻
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Old 01-12-2021, 12:21 AM   #5
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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.

Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs
Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs
Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs
Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs

As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.

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Sign me up. Im a marketing director/sales manager in real life so I'd gladly join the cause.

Draft players around this kid and fucking let him play. Ffs you'd think we'd love to jump at the chance to look a gift horse in the mouth around here. Give the kid a chance. Bringing in a Stafford eliminates a potentially amazing future that I have seen enough of to know as previous stated - he has "it".. sadly we haven't seen "it" in so damn long (exclude rg3 he wasn't a real qb) that we won't settle for the.chance that we have something great and we need to.water this.seed to let it.fuckkng flourish.

Draft BPA/Need Need/BPA the whole fuckin draft and let the kid play.. we'd have won more than half the games Haskins started this year is Heineken was playing.
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Sign me up. Im a marketing director/sales manager in real life so I'd gladly join the cause.

Draft players around this kid and fucking let him play. Ffs you'd think we'd love to jump at the chance to look a gift horse in the mouth around here. Give the kid a chance. Bringing in a Stafford eliminates a potentially amazing future that I have seen enough of to know as previous stated - he has "it".. sadly we haven't seen "it" in so damn long (exclude rg3 he wasn't a real qb) that we won't settle for the.chance that we have something great and we need to.water this.seed to let it.fuckkng flourish.

Draft BPA/Need Need/BPA the whole fuckin draft and let the kid play.. we'd have won more than half the games Haskins started this year is Heineken was playing.
Director of Marketing it is! 👇🏻
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Old 01-13-2021, 09:14 PM   #7
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Director of Marketing it is! 👇🏻
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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.



Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs

Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs

Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs

Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs



As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.



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Yeah I posted those measurements in the other thread.
Mr President, can I be VP in charge of spreading the H to Europe ?

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Yeah I posted those measurements in the other thread.
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I'll try to live up to the expectation, let's Heinickeeeee this shit !
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Taylor Effing Heinicke

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Okay. I do not want to hear the “Heinicke is small and frail crap anymore”.



Taylor Heinicke 6’1” 210 lbs

Drew Brees —- 6’0” 208 lbs

Kyler Murray — 5’10” 207 lbs

Russell Wilson -5’11” 215 lbs



As the pronounced president of the Taylor Heinicke Fan Club, I will not tolerate such slanderous lies be made about our quarterback of the future. He sprained his AC joint flying like Superman during a circus stunt. That is not a normal play. The kid is a very smart “5 read” guy who has demonstrated terrific decision making and great accuracy, even with difficult down the field throws. He is extremely familiar with this offensive scheme. He is mobile and can extend plays when needed.



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I am a little hurt that I didn’t get considered for President of the fan club. I was actually talking him up before the game and I didn’t go to ODU.

Whatever though. Im in.
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I am a little hurt that I didn’t get considered for President of the fan club. I was actually talking him up before the game and I didn’t go to ODU.

Whatever though. Im in.
I hope you will accept my humble offer of the position of CEO.
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I hope you will accept my humble offer of the position of CEO.


Do I get a name plate that says PUNCH .... CEO?
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Do I get a name plate that says PUNCH .... CEO?
Put it on your company P card. It’s yours.
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