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Originally Posted by Mattyk

You guys saying this is cool are so full of it. How is that kid POSSIBLY suppose to use that stick?

How To Fit Hockey Sticks | Total Hockey

Determining the appropriate stick length is relatively easy. Have the player stand in place without skates, place the toe of the stick on the ground between their feet and position the stick vertically against their body so that the stick comes to about their nose. If the stick is too long, simply make a mark where it touches their nose, and cut the handle of the stick accordingly. If the player’s skates are on, the stick should come up to their chin. Please note that this is a general rule of thumb and can change with personal preference. In addition to cutting sticks to the desired length, players may also extend a stick’s length by inserting an end plug at the top of the shaft. This can be used to lengthen the life of a stick and get maximum use if the player cut the stick too short or experiences a growth spurt.

Why why why doesn't 2-2 give him a car while he's at it so the kid has another thing he can't use. Or better yet give the kid a NASA Crawler-transporter. I'm going on Twitter right NAO to give @Jtootoo22 a piece of my mind (No Dirtbag don't do that you already have so few pieces to give).

#Cue new Dirtbag Theme Song.