Tonight's Game - Victory Conditions

[Schneed10]

Once we dominate the scoreboard and we've put up all the points we'd need to take home a win, we should then be focusing on hurting as many Cowboys as possible.

For example, we should go Waterboy style on Drew Bledsoe. First, Bledsoe will say something about Sean Taylor's mama. Then Sean Taylor will take note of Bledsoe's number. After intercepting the pass, Taylor will find Bledsoe and toss him the ball. He'll then track Bledsoe down in the end zone and drop kick him in the head.

Then Vicky Valencourt will slit Bill Parcells' throat, coach Gibbs will get physical, and Joe Bugel will eat some Louisiana Fart Cakes. We live ta play another day!