Super Happy Fun Thread!

[RedskinRat]

Anthony Jesenik:

About a month ago some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek and one of them ended up in an abandoned refrigerator. It's all anybody talked about for weeks. I said, 'Who cares? How many kids you know get to die a winner?'

And:

I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don't know -- I'm so bad with names.

And:

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

And:

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer. No one will do it.

Seeing him taping his show tonight in Hollywood. Can't wait!