BREAKING NEWS: Multiple Sources Confirm Jim Zorn Named Head Coach

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Originally Posted by Zorn on the 4th of July

The most refreshing thing about the Zorn hire is that we can't reasonably expect this guy to have a winning season his first time out. If we go 1-15 next season, I'll be disappointed . . . but at least I won't be ANGRY. Every other coach was expected to win and win quickly. For those of you that think that the Zorn hiring is a joke and embarrassing, you may be right, but this needed to happen and it needed to happen a long time ago.

The Washington Redskins are dead. Long live the Washington Redskins!

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LOL. We're going to get some amusing screen names now

The Zorn Identity
The Zorn Supremacy
The Zorn Ultimatum
Zorn to Be Wild
Zorn in the FedExField
Hardcore Zorn
Zorn on the Job