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09-14-2005, 08:54 PM
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Owners Fight!!
If Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder fought in a no holds barred cage match who would win?
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09-14-2005, 08:58 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
D.S. because Jerry Jones looks frail!
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09-14-2005, 09:00 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
I don't know, Dan looks like the kind of guy that says "I don't want any trouble!"
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09-14-2005, 09:08 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
Dan would win because he would pay a stunt double to come in and kick JJ's butt! LOL
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09-14-2005, 09:12 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
I kind of feel like Jerry would go out to shake Dan's hand and Dan would just give him a dirty kick to the groin. Then try some other dirty tactics like eye gouging, and ear clapping.
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09-14-2005, 09:14 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
Or bring in the ol' mighty "Steel chair" LOL!!!
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09-14-2005, 10:01 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
Snyder's punches would bounce off Jerry's plastic face. Jones in a rout.
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09-14-2005, 10:03 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
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09-14-2005, 10:13 PM
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09-14-2005, 10:24 PM
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09-14-2005, 11:53 PM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
Has to be Danny boy. Cerato would jump in defend the love of his life to the death.
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09-15-2005, 12:20 AM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
that old frail guy has no chance vs. danny boy. danny boy would go with grabbing him by his wrinkled old ear, then dragging him till he's wore out, then finishing him with an uppercut that would break all of jerry jones' frail old facial bones.
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09-15-2005, 01:18 AM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
Two cripples fighting seem like an awful thing to contemplate. Shame on you!
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09-15-2005, 01:20 AM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
i read stories that jerry jones has been dead for the past 7 years and he only moves through steroid shots. He also has been seen to take 20 shots of a drink called the bleeding fetus(a shot of 151 with mayo and tobasco sauce.)
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09-15-2005, 01:41 AM
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Re: Owners Fight!!
I don't know who would win but I'd get that on Pay per veiw rather than another Mike Tyson fight.
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