How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys?

skinsguy · 04-28-2005, 03:52 PM

Figured most of us should agree with this thread! How bad do you guys hate the Cowboys? I hate the Cowboys so bad that my blood starts to boil when I see them gain a first down. Seeing the Cowboys score a touchdown is grounds to send me to anger management!

Seeing Bill Parcells coach the Cowboys is, in my opinion, the most unholy union since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. :vomit-smi

I hate the Dallas Cowboys so bad that I would be willing for the Redskins to go 2-14 if it meant that the two wins came by beating the Dallas Cowboys. well....that might be stretching it a bit!

So if the rest of you hate the Dallas Cowboys then give me a.....

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2005, 03:54 PM

I want to start driving railroad spikes into my man parts whenever they score a touchdown against the Redskins, ESPECIALLY when the game is in Dallas. To see those inbred hicks celebrating a touchdown against our beloved team is reason for homicide, or genocide of Cowboys fans.

I'm a non-violent protester.

mooby · 04-28-2005, 03:57 PM

so am i tmc. whenever i see them gain yards, i feel like rampaging. there are big holes in the wall in my room from when i got angry at the cowboys scoring a touchdown and i took out my anger by hitting the wall.

skin4Life28 · 04-28-2005, 03:58 PM

The Eagles are worse in my book. The Cowboys rivalry just isn't a rivalry anymore until we start beating them. Every year we find new ways to lose to those guys.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2005, 03:59 PM

I was closer to violence when the Cowboys beat us than when the Eagles beat us.

Since when did we start BEATING the Eagles too?

dirtbag2112 · 04-28-2005, 03:59 PM

It's especially bad when you lose to your rival in a game that you should have won, but because of rediculous officiating youre just forced to take it in the shorts.
Much like poker, you get that sh*tty run of cards and sooner or later the swing comes your way.

aprius · 04-28-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I want to start driving railroad spikes into my man parts whenever they score a touchdown against the Redskins, ESPECIALLY when the game is in Dallas. To see those inbred hicks celebrating a touchdown against our beloved team is reason for homicide, or genocide of Cowboys fans.

I'm a non-violent protester.

If you are non-violent then homicide is the wrong term...the one you want is mandatory enforced suicide

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2005, 03:59 PM

I even get pissed seeing the cheerleaders! I mean THAT is hate. I seriously punched someone in the face in middle school because they were wearing a Cowboys jacket.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2005, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aprius

If you are non-violent then homicide is the wrong term...the one you want is mandatory enforced suicide

HAHAHAHA! LOL I like that...

Skinsfanforlife · 04-28-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I even get pissed seeing the cheerleaders! I mean THAT is hate. I seriously punched someone in the face in middle school because they were wearing a Cowboys jacket.

WooWooWoo.......Lets leave the cheerleaders out of this..............F-the Cow.......Biotches. But cheerleaders in cowboy boots..........Amen thank you lord.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2005, 04:13 PM

I'd much rather see them in Skins bikinis mud-wrestling. This is my thinking on that:

You have a choice where you want to be a cheerleader. Dallas? Ugh.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2005, 04:14 PM

I WILL say this, their looks definitely make me want to do the OPPOSITE of driving railroad spikes into my man parts.

Red Robert · 04-28-2005, 04:23 PM

Even this thread brings me pain sad story coming up....

My sons first birthday, we are having a party at my father in laws house. Skins vs. Cowboys. Afternoon game, Norv was the coach. Bad enough I was more interested in the game than my boys first birthday. Game goes to overtime, long bomb to Rocket Ishmale. We Lose. I cannot control my rage and throw the remote into the 50 inch projection T.V. that belongs to my father in law. Had to replace it the next week. Sad day.

My hate started in the seventy's when Dallas came back (Stauback and Co.) on us when we were up by 13 and scored twice in the last two minutes of the game to hand us a loss. I remember I was 8 or 9. I ran to my room and cried all night.

My hate for Dallas could light the city of Las Vegas for a month.

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-28-2005, 04:26 PM

Everytime I try to be rational I think, "It's only a football team." But then I'm reminded of how much pain they have caused me over the years.

PSUskinsfan11 · 04-28-2005, 04:29 PM

I hate the Eagles 10 times worse then the cowboys. Sorry guys but I am from central PA so the hatred for them is deep.

04-28-2005, 03:52 PM	#1
skinsguy Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Greensboro, North Carolina Posts: 6,766	How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? Figured most of us should agree with this thread! How bad do you guys hate the Cowboys? I hate the Cowboys so bad that my blood starts to boil when I see them gain a first down. Seeing the Cowboys score a touchdown is grounds to send me to anger management! Seeing Bill Parcells coach the Cowboys is, in my opinion, the most unholy union since Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. :vomit-smi I hate the Dallas Cowboys so bad that I would be willing for the Redskins to go 2-14 if it meant that the two wins came by beating the Dallas Cowboys. well....that might be stretching it a bit! So if the rest of you hate the Dallas Cowboys then give me a..... __________________ "Fire Up That Diesel!"

04-28-2005, 03:54 PM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? I want to start driving railroad spikes into my man parts whenever they score a touchdown against the Redskins, ESPECIALLY when the game is in Dallas. To see those inbred hicks celebrating a touchdown against our beloved team is reason for homicide, or genocide of Cowboys fans. I'm a non-violent protester. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-28-2005, 03:57 PM	#3
mooby Hug Anne Spyder Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 20,534	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? so am i tmc. whenever i see them gain yards, i feel like rampaging. there are big holes in the wall in my room from when i got angry at the cowboys scoring a touchdown and i took out my anger by hitting the wall. __________________ Hail to the Football Team

04-28-2005, 03:58 PM	#4
skin4Life28 Special Teams Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Age: 38 Posts: 447	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? The Eagles are worse in my book. The Cowboys rivalry just isn't a rivalry anymore until we start beating them. Every year we find new ways to lose to those guys.

04-28-2005, 03:59 PM	#5
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? I was closer to violence when the Cowboys beat us than when the Eagles beat us. Since when did we start BEATING the Eagles too? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-28-2005, 03:59 PM	#6
dirtbag2112 Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 293	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? It's especially bad when you lose to your rival in a game that you should have won, but because of rediculous officiating youre just forced to take it in the shorts. Much like poker, you get that sh*tty run of cards and sooner or later the swing comes your way.

04-28-2005, 04:13 PM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? I'd much rather see them in Skins bikinis mud-wrestling. This is my thinking on that: You have a choice where you want to be a cheerleader. Dallas? Ugh. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-28-2005, 04:14 PM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? I WILL say this, their looks definitely make me want to do the OPPOSITE of driving railroad spikes into my man parts. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-28-2005, 04:23 PM	#13
Red Robert Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Charlotte, NC Age: 55 Posts: 306	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? Even this thread brings me pain sad story coming up.... My sons first birthday, we are having a party at my father in laws house. Skins vs. Cowboys. Afternoon game, Norv was the coach. Bad enough I was more interested in the game than my boys first birthday. Game goes to overtime, long bomb to Rocket Ishmale. We Lose. I cannot control my rage and throw the remote into the 50 inch projection T.V. that belongs to my father in law. Had to replace it the next week. Sad day. My hate started in the seventy's when Dallas came back (Stauback and Co.) on us when we were up by 13 and scored twice in the last two minutes of the game to hand us a loss. I remember I was 8 or 9. I ran to my room and cried all night. My hate for Dallas could light the city of Las Vegas for a month. __________________ I am tired of being a special teams ace, but I really have nothing to say.

04-28-2005, 04:26 PM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? Everytime I try to be rational I think, "It's only a football team." But then I'm reminded of how much pain they have caused me over the years. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-28-2005, 04:29 PM	#15
PSUskinsfan11 Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: the port, PA Age: 40 Posts: 692	Re: How Bad Do You Hate The Cowboys? I hate the Eagles 10 times worse then the cowboys. Sorry guys but I am from central PA so the hatred for them is deep.

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