Saving the Redskins

RedskinRat · 12-17-2013, 07:37 AM

Here's how we do it:

Matty, have willing members of WP Paypal you $20 each which you in turn invest in the Powerball lottery. We obviously win, because I wouldn't be up at 3:30AM if it wasn't a sure thing, and buy out Mr. Snyder (he'll agree because he's selling to other Redskins fans) then run the team as a committee. If the Powerball amount isn't enough it could be used to partner with David Chang and others.

Not only will the team turn around under our inspirational guidance but the committee meetings will be hilarious and could become a Reality TV sensation.

As we have a couple of legal minds on the WP I'm confident that an agreement could be written up that states everyone participating is doing so in order that the funds be used only for the purchase of the Redskins and all parties have an equal share, etc.

Not drunk, mostly serious.

What do you say?

SkinsGuru · 12-17-2013, 11:35 AM

lol . . . i was thinking that 13,000,000 Redskin fans could each pitch in a buck to pay for the buyout of the coaches . . .

firstdown · 12-17-2013, 11:46 AM

Your still going to be about a billion short. Forbes estimated the Redskins value in 2011 at just around 1.6 billion.

RedskinRat · 12-17-2013, 12:12 PM

That why we'd partner up. I'd really hoped for the Admins to pitch in, maybe sell a yacht or Maybach or something.

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Ruhskins · 12-17-2013, 12:25 PM

dmek25 · 12-17-2013, 01:24 PM

im with rat...time for the admins to man up

RedskinRat · 12-17-2013, 01:32 PM

Who has the best credit rating? Maybe we could take out a loan for the difference? JR, you're probably banking fat stacks. Want to be part of the solution?

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over the mountain · 12-17-2013, 04:02 PM

we need a wildcard for an operation like this. i'll text charlie day to bring his hammer just in case.

JoeRedskin · 12-17-2013, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedskinRat

Who has the best credit rating? Maybe we could take out a loan for the difference? JR, you're probably banking fat stacks. Want to be part of the solution?

Still just a government lawyer ... the only fat stacks I have are those on my belly.

jamf · 12-17-2013, 06:48 PM

Did anyone see the season finale of Homeland?

It would be nice if we all sent $50 a month to a loyal warpather to relocate to mexico or any non extradition country of their choice.

SkinsGuru · 12-18-2013, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firstdown

Your still going to be about a billion short. Forbes estimated the Redskins value in 2011 at just around 1.6 billion.

i was suggesting buying the team . . . just paying the coaches staff 7th year so snyder will fire all of their asses . . .

12-17-2013, 07:37 AM	#1
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Saving the Redskins Here's how we do it: Matty, have willing members of WP Paypal you $20 each which you in turn invest in the Powerball lottery. We obviously win, because I wouldn't be up at 3:30AM if it wasn't a sure thing, and buy out Mr. Snyder (he'll agree because he's selling to other Redskins fans) then run the team as a committee. If the Powerball amount isn't enough it could be used to partner with David Chang and others. Not only will the team turn around under our inspirational guidance but the committee meetings will be hilarious and could become a Reality TV sensation. As we have a couple of legal minds on the WP I'm confident that an agreement could be written up that states everyone participating is doing so in order that the funds be used only for the purchase of the Redskins and all parties have an equal share, etc. Not drunk, mostly serious. What do you say?

12-17-2013, 11:35 AM	#2
SkinsGuru Impact Rookie Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 658	Re: Saving the Redskins lol . . . i was thinking that 13,000,000 Redskin fans could each pitch in a buck to pay for the buyout of the coaches . . .

12-17-2013, 11:46 AM	#3
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: Saving the Redskins Your still going to be about a billion short. Forbes estimated the Redskins value in 2011 at just around 1.6 billion.

12-17-2013, 12:25 PM	#5
Ruhskins Living Legend Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,331	Re: Saving the Redskins __________________ R.I.P. #21

12-17-2013, 01:24 PM	#6
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Saving the Redskins im with rat...time for the admins to man up __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

12-17-2013, 12:12 PM	#4
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	That why we'd partner up. I'd really hoped for the Admins to pitch in, maybe sell a yacht or Maybach or something. Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk

12-17-2013, 01:32 PM	#7
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Who has the best credit rating? Maybe we could take out a loan for the difference? JR, you're probably banking fat stacks. Want to be part of the solution? Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk

12-17-2013, 04:02 PM	#8
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Saving the Redskins we need a wildcard for an operation like this. i'll text charlie day to bring his hammer just in case. __________________ Life is brutal, but beautiful

12-17-2013, 06:48 PM	#10
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,296	Re: Saving the Redskins Did anyone see the season finale of Homeland? It would be nice if we all sent $50 a month to a loyal warpather to relocate to mexico or any non extradition country of their choice.

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