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07-06-2012, 08:37 PM
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Playmaker
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Home Depot Battle Royale
Found an old 2+2 thread I thought was worth another look.
So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave. You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys. What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?
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07-06-2012, 08:40 PM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
Im going : Rockforge | Premium Log Splitter | Home Depot Canada
Multi piece socket set for pegging people from a distance and a trash can lid for defense
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07-06-2012, 08:41 PM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
Here's a link to the original thread
Some good stuff in there A Home Depot battle royale, what 3 weapons do you choose? - Other Topics Forum - Discuss Pop Culture, Arts and Entertainment LOL at the chainsaw and nailgun guys. GG easy pickins
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07-06-2012, 08:43 PM
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Playmaker
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
Obviously going straight for the bathrooms as a hiding spot. People gotta pee and SOMEONE would think to hide there and I'll be waiting lol
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07-06-2012, 09:05 PM
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Quietly Dominating the East
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
HD have a Chain Gun department?
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07-06-2012, 09:08 PM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
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A buddy of mine is SICK at frisbee golf and he was saying he would grab a fat pack of circular saw blades and climb the highest shelf. Game over lol
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07-06-2012, 11:07 PM
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A Dude
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
Lawn Tractor + Gas to run it + log splitter
Y'all be runnin around like fools but I'd be riding in like William Wallace in a plaid shirt.
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07-06-2012, 11:25 PM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
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Love the imagery though, i sprayed beer lol
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07-07-2012, 12:48 AM
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Playmaker
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
Alright, I'm drunk. sO, I'll take the nastiest insecticide I can find, a pump sprayer and a full face respirator. Welcome to melted faces lol
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07-07-2012, 09:52 AM
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I like big (_|_)s.
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
JGis, you and these threads last night, jeezus, LOL.
How ya feel this morning?
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07-07-2012, 11:14 AM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
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Lol, amazing. I actually really like this thread......insert I <3 this thread so much pic
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07-07-2012, 04:59 PM
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Quietly Dominating the East
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
Framing Nail gun with remote high pressure tank for fencing repai......ehrrr urban assault. safety wired back.........
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07-07-2012, 09:06 PM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
LED Flashlight with strobe mode, machete from the lawn department and bosch work site radio to drown out the screams of my victims.
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07-09-2012, 12:14 PM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
I GOT A PLAN:
22HP, zero-turn mower: 50 in. 23 HP Kawasaki Twin Courage Dual EZT Zero-Turn Riding Mower-RZT 50 at The Home Depot Gas-powered backpack sprayer: Gas 5 Gal. Backpack Sprayer-SHR-210 at The Home Depot Pallet of Sulfiric Acid: 16 oz. Sulfamic Acid Cleaner-TLSAC1 at The Home Depot Picture it...speed to get away plus ability to do doughnuts and spray acid in all directions.
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07-09-2012, 12:35 PM
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Re: Home Depot Battle Royale
machete
utility knife/box cutter gloves w hard knuckles or padded knuckles and some sticky on the palms silence is golden
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