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Jamaican'Skin · 01-24-2005, 02:44 PM

Darnerian speaks out.

http://nflplayers.com/players_networ...ection=journal

sportscurmudgeon · 01-24-2005, 02:48 PM

Assuming that is a real message and not a spoof, I think that Darnarian is not going to be very successful making any money as a writer. Unless his music is a whole lot better than his writing, he won't be making much money in that arena either.

MTK · 01-24-2005, 02:56 PM

This is hilarious

illdefined · 01-24-2005, 03:00 PM

oh man. wow. how can you not feel for this guy??

just feel like sayin AWWWWWWWWW

SmootSmack · 01-24-2005, 03:05 PM

This is my favorite entry

Quote:

the ladies
04/12/04

well this is how it went in a short story Jen was the white girl she was the coolest we vibed off the top. Stacie was hard to feel out until she got a few drinks in her, so that was kind of frustrating because i was digging and digging to find something to talk about and get her response also she wasnt confident in herself i like a confident women. Then the last Lareese was the altimight buddy date but she thru me when she go into the car and started talking to the produce who was driving us around so that crossed her out. so i went with Jen and we still speak every now and then as far as the other two my phone malfunctioned so i have lost touch with them.

Did he mean to say she threw him? Was through with him? And what sort of produce was driving them around-tomatoes, carrots, apples?

And of course it's the old "Nah baby, see what had happened was my phone had this malfunction see" excuse

sportscurmudgeon · 01-24-2005, 03:13 PM

smootsmack:

Imagine this was his "writing sample" for an internship at the Washington Post.

Nowonder why he didn't get a gig with the Post doing a diary from training camp. Maybe the Post figured they did not have enough editors on the entire staff of the newspaper to put this into something they could publish...

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-24-2005, 03:18 PM

The poor fella writes like a child. Some if it I don't understand...or most of it.

SmootSmack · 01-24-2005, 03:27 PM

By the way, here are DM's bachelorettes

jrocx69 · 01-24-2005, 03:41 PM

maybe he's just a very distant cousin of dexter

BDBohnzie · 01-24-2005, 03:42 PM

i would like to think someone hacked his journal....

but if not, whoa boy...

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-24-2005, 03:58 PM

Hahahah... honestly if someone hacked it I don't think even they would be that stupid.

MTK · 01-24-2005, 04:04 PM

I was under the impression he was a fairly intelligent guy, if this is for real... nah I'm not going to even fall for it. It's gotta be a joke.

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-24-2005, 04:24 PM

I hope and pray for his soul that it is.

offiss · 01-24-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I was under the impression he was a fairly intelligent guy, if this is for real... nah I'm not going to even fall for it. It's gotta be a joke.

Matty it look's like the handy work of DENOM MONGER!

FRPLG · 01-24-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I was under the impression he was a fairly intelligent guy, if this is for real... nah I'm not going to even fall for it. It's gotta be a joke.

I've heard the same thing. In interviews he seems more articulate than this. All I can say is wow!

01-24-2005, 02:44 PM	#1
Jamaican'Skin The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Age: 38 Posts: 2,418	To All The Critics Darnerian speaks out. http://nflplayers.com/players_networ...ection=journal

01-24-2005, 02:48 PM	#2
sportscurmudgeon Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,159	Assuming that is a real message and not a spoof, I think that Darnarian is not going to be very successful making any money as a writer. Unless his music is a whole lot better than his writing, he won't be making much money in that arena either. __________________ The Sports Curmudgeon www.sportscurmudgeon.com But don't get me wrong, I love sports...

01-24-2005, 03:13 PM	#6
sportscurmudgeon Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,159	smootsmack: Imagine this was his "writing sample" for an internship at the Washington Post. Nowonder why he didn't get a gig with the Post doing a diary from training camp. Maybe the Post figured they did not have enough editors on the entire staff of the newspaper to put this into something they could publish... __________________ The Sports Curmudgeon www.sportscurmudgeon.com But don't get me wrong, I love sports...

01-24-2005, 03:18 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,236	The poor fella writes like a child. Some if it I don't understand...or most of it. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-24-2005, 03:27 PM	#8
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	By the way, here are DM's bachelorettes __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-24-2005, 02:56 PM	#3
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,686	This is hilarious

01-24-2005, 03:00 PM	#4
illdefined Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: nyc Age: 48 Posts: 2,631	oh man. wow. how can you not feel for this guy?? just feel like sayin AWWWWWWWWW

01-24-2005, 03:41 PM	#9
jrocx69 Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Dallas Age: 43 Posts: 461	maybe he's just a very distant cousin of dexter

01-24-2005, 03:42 PM	#10
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	i would like to think someone hacked his journal.... but if not, whoa boy... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

01-24-2005, 03:58 PM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,236	Hahahah... honestly if someone hacked it I don't think even they would be that stupid. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-24-2005, 04:04 PM	#12
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,686	I was under the impression he was a fairly intelligent guy, if this is for real... nah I'm not going to even fall for it. It's gotta be a joke.

01-24-2005, 04:24 PM	#13
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,236	I hope and pray for his soul that it is. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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