Suggested Redskins Television Commercials

[KI Skins Fan]

Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.

Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”

LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.

Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.

Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?

[skinster]

Originally Posted by KI Skins Fan

Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.

Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”

LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.

Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.

Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?

Carlos Rogers should for a cell phone company, "Even carlos rogers can't drop these calls"

[Ruhskins]

Originally Posted by KI Skins Fan

Monday night’s game has inspired me to think of some possible television commercial opportunities for Redskins players.

Albert Haynesworth should do a commercial for Medic Alert: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

DeAngelo Hall should do one for a luxury sedan: “The best way to survive a collision is not to have one in the first place.”

LaRon Landry is a natural for a Mucinex commercial.

Joey Galloway should have his picture on a milk carton: “Have you seen me?” The picture would be an artist’s recreation of what he looked like ten years ago when he was an NFL wide receiver.

Somehow, I find this to be therapeutic. Can you think of any others?

Actually, Joey Galloway might be nearing the age of the Medic Alert.

[LavaRnChad]

They should do one of those lawyer commercials with Kyle Shanny on it. There would be a deep voice saying... "Have you been a victim of fraud?"

[Jontrem]

Two positive ones:

Trent Williams for an insurance company him saying "protect what is most valuable to you"

Brian Orakpo for a Lawyer commercial "If you need someone to go after the big companies to get you your money call me, I'm relentless!"

[firstdown]

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