32 Years Ago Today (The Birth of Matty)

SmootSmack · 11-23-2004, 01:06 AM

32 year ago today the Lord said "Let there be Matty" and lo!! there was Matty!

And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack.

Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!"

And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins"

And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)"

He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven"

And that is the story of the birth of Matty

Happy Birthday M-Dog!

NY_Skinsfan · 11-23-2004, 01:24 AM

That is hilarious....

Happy Birthday Matty

sportscurmudgeon · 11-23-2004, 02:37 AM

Matty:

Happy birthday - - and many more.

Be well. Stay well.

offiss · 11-23-2004, 03:07 AM

Happy Birthday big guy!

Brute44 · 11-23-2004, 03:17 AM

Yeah, Happy Birthday. As for a gift, I give to you a sword made from steel that has been pounded over a burgundy and gold anvil.

saden1 · 11-23-2004, 03:21 AM

So when are you getting that Sports car Matty? Is the hairline receding yet? What about gray hair? You're getting older which means I am getting older.

I hereby start the Matty Sports Car Fund.

Happy Birth Day Dude.

That Guy · 11-23-2004, 03:48 AM

have a good one... or don't... your call really

itvnetop · 11-23-2004, 04:09 AM

Happy b day buddy! It will be a better birthday next year when we have a winning record hehehe.

4TH RING · 11-23-2004, 04:12 AM

Happy Birthday Matty, from my family to you we wish you health, success and longevity. Have fun celebrating

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Smootsmack where can I buy the audio tapes to more of your sermons ?

PREACH ON BROTHER!!!

Gmanc711 · 11-23-2004, 07:57 AM

Happy Birthday Matty!!!

dragontat7169 · 11-23-2004, 08:36 AM

Happy Birthday Matty!!!

I hope you have an enjoyable day and your wish comes true!!!!

Winskins · 11-23-2004, 09:01 AM

Happy Birthday Matty

For all your hard work your prize is

GIFT CERTIFICATE: (1) Winning game for the Redskins (valid until end of season 04')

use it wisely!!!

Daseal · 11-23-2004, 09:02 AM

Amen Brother!

Happy Bday matty. we're all indebted to you for the wonderful creation known as thewarpath!

MTK · 11-23-2004, 09:23 AM

Much thanks guys!

Redskins_P · 11-23-2004, 09:54 AM

Happy Birthday Matty!

11-23-2004, 01:06 AM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	32 Years Ago Today (The Birth of Matty) 32 year ago today the Lord said "Let there be Matty" and lo!! there was Matty! And from far and wide people came to see this child of the immaculate reception born in Brudlehem. The three wise men, Bozthasar, Crispiar, and Canuckior crossed the desert bearing gifts of burgundy, gold, and eyeblack. Some 25 years later young Matty traveled to the peasant town of Raljon where Rat the Redskin baptized him in the Ramseyfan River. As soon as Matty came out of the water, he saw the sky open and Jack Kent Cooke coming down to him like a Mark Rypien spiral. A voice from heaven said, "740+ men and women together can't lose!" And JKC said unto Matty, "Go young Mattias and spread the gospel of the Washington Redskins" And Mattias said "It will be so. I shall spread the word and show the unenlightened the wondrous path to glory that is being a Redskin fan (well maybe not these days, but you know)" He then turned to the people and called out to them "Come my children. Turn back to the Warpath and register. Then your sins will be forgiven" And that is the story of the birth of Matty Happy Birthday M-Dog! __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

11-23-2004, 02:37 AM	#3
sportscurmudgeon Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,159	Matty: Happy birthday - - and many more. Be well. Stay well. __________________ The Sports Curmudgeon www.sportscurmudgeon.com But don't get me wrong, I love sports...

11-23-2004, 04:12 AM	#9
4TH RING Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 129	Happy Birthday Matty, from my family to you we wish you health, success and longevity. Have fun celebrating. Smootsmack where can I buy the audio tapes to more of your sermons ? PREACH ON BROTHER!!!

11-23-2004, 07:57 AM	#10
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	Happy Birthday Matty!!! __________________ #21

11-23-2004, 09:01 AM	#12
Winskins Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wheaton, MD Age: 40 Posts: 282	Happy Birthday Matty For all your hard work your prize is GIFT CERTIFICATE: (1) Winning game for the Redskins (valid until end of season 04') use it wisely!!! __________________ The Skins will make the Cowboys their woman...and they're gonna enjoy it!

11-23-2004, 01:24 AM	#2
NY_Skinsfan Impact Rookie Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Albany, NY Age: 51 Posts: 838	That is hilarious.... Happy Birthday Matty

11-23-2004, 03:07 AM	#4
offiss Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: sparta, new jersey [ northern jersey ] Age: 60 Posts: 3,097	Happy Birthday big guy!

11-23-2004, 03:17 AM	#5
Brute44 Camp Scrub Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 62	Yeah, Happy Birthday. As for a gift, I give to you a sword made from steel that has been pounded over a burgundy and gold anvil.

11-23-2004, 03:21 AM	#6
saden1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 45 Posts: 10,069	So when are you getting that Sports car Matty? Is the hairline receding yet? What about gray hair? You're getting older which means I am getting older. I hereby start the Matty Sports Car Fund. Happy Birth Day Dude.

11-23-2004, 03:48 AM	#7
That Guy Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: VA Age: 42 Posts: 17,553	have a good one... or don't... your call really

11-23-2004, 04:09 AM	#8
itvnetop Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 47 Posts: 3,007	Happy b day buddy! It will be a better birthday next year when we have a winning record hehehe.

11-23-2004, 08:36 AM	#11
dragontat7169 Camp Scrub Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 92	Happy Birthday Matty!!! I hope you have an enjoyable day and your wish comes true!!!!

11-23-2004, 09:02 AM	#13
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 41 Posts: 8,341	Amen Brother! Happy Bday matty. we're all indebted to you for the wonderful creation known as thewarpath!

11-23-2004, 09:23 AM	#14
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,464	Much thanks guys!

11-23-2004, 09:54 AM	#15
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Happy Birthday Matty!

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