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05-27-2010, 09:09 PM
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Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
What is this world coming to?
Jared Allen abandons the mayonnaise-laden mullet lifestyle - Shutdown Corner - NFL* - Yahoo! Sports |
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05-27-2010, 09:39 PM
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Uncle Phil
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
And Willie Nelson cut his hair too! At least Allen's planning to grow his hair back
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05-27-2010, 10:26 PM
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Gamebreaker
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
I couldn't tell if it meant it was gone for good or just the wedding. Guessing just the wedding?
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05-27-2010, 10:47 PM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
Mayonnaise-laden mullett? Is that a hairstyle or a fish recipe?
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05-27-2010, 10:49 PM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
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it's just a play on mullet-bearers (re: rednecks) loving mayo (ketchup and dr pepper are also big on this list) |
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05-28-2010, 09:10 AM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
Mayo is good for the hair
 I'm kinda disappointed in Allen. A true "neck" would have worn that Tennessee top hat with pride and topped it off with a tuxedo t-shirt. |
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05-28-2010, 10:02 AM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
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05-28-2010, 11:33 AM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
That hurt when I first read he chopped of his mullet thinking he was getting a sex change. He does look a little gay in that clip.
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05-28-2010, 11:33 AM
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05-28-2010, 12:03 PM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
Oh do i wish i had the nads to grow my Kentucky waterfall back. I sooo loved the buisness/party look. I had one in college and i had chicks by the groves. Im such a wimp. It tortures me often.
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05-28-2010, 12:18 PM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
A friend suggested that Allen donate his hair to the oil spill cleanup efforts in the Gulf of Mexico...
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05-28-2010, 12:52 PM
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05-28-2010, 02:12 PM
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Re: Say it ain't so, Jared Allen chops off the mullet
I'm calling it now: Samson.
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05-28-2010, 08:17 PM
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