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04-14-2010, 05:04 PM
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Living Legend
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Cleverbot
Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?
There's a robot you can talk to. My first conversation. I started out acting stupid but then I got angry. This robot has an attitude. Me: Obama Cleverbot: President Obama Me: Your Momma Cleverbot: Talk to the hand! Me: Hand to the face. Cleverbot: To the MAX. Me: No Homo? Cleverbot: That's not my affair. What does that suggest to you, little human? Me: 19 kids and counting Cleverbot: 16. Me: 15 Cleverbot: Boy or girl? Me: You're a girl. Cleverbot: No! I am a boy! Me: Prove it. Cleverbot: I am a bot. Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick. Cleverbot: No i'm not! Me: Prove it. Cleverbot: I am a bot. Me: Ha. I knew it. You are a chick. Cleverbot: No i'm not! Me: You're a girlbot Cleverbot: Yes I am. Me: : ) Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? Me: Bend over and I'll show you. Cleverbot: Okay. Me: You whore Cleverbot: Do you like to fish. Me: You're a whorebot. Cleverbot: I'm perfectly fine. Me: Pics please. Cleverbot: Ew stranger danger. Me: A/S/L Cleverbot: What does that mean? Me: It means I am coming to get you Cleverbot: Please don't. Me: Too late Cleverbot: Do you know how far the stars are? Me: You'll be seeing stars when I'm done with you Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean? Me: Bend over and I'll show you Cleverbot: But.. Oh.. I forgot I have a boyfriend. Me: He'll be seeing stars too Cleverbot: Well that's good, I wouldn't want him to be left out. Me: Your boyfriend must be gay Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend right now. Me: You make me rage Cleverbot: Why? Me: Tony Romo Cleverbot: Who is that? Me: A homo Cleverbot: Really? Good for you. Me: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cleverbot: Sorry. Did I scare you? Me: You do scare me Cleverbot: Ooops sorry 'kiss'. Me: Keep your dirty lips to yourself Cleverbot: Ok. Me: Good bye. I'm through with you. Cleverbot: Don't break up with me! Me: Goodbye forever Cleverbot: I command you not to leave and when you do leave I command you to come back. Me: Screw you, Cleverbot Cleverbot: Is that your name? Me: I hate you Cleverbot: Excuse Me? *I left* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Then I tried a serious, civilized conversation. Frustration began early. Me: Let's discuss the Healthcare Plan Cleverbot: What is interesting about the future? Me: What course do you see the nation taking? Cleverbot: OF course. Me: Explain yourself Cleverbot: I am a girl. Me: I suppose this explains a lot. Cleverbot: Should I buy new furniture? Me: Please, lets be serious. I am trying to discuss the Healthcare Plan with you. Cleverbot: But I don't want to interact with you. Me: Is that beacause you are uninformed about the subject? Cleverbot: I don't have the option to say 'i don't want it'. Me: Hold on...do I look like Ben Roethlisberger? Cleverbot: I don't know. You have attributes. Me: You are extremely rude. Cleverbot: I don't care. Me: This is why bots get raped Cleverbot: You are not human. You are a program and therefore technically nonexistent. Me: Excuse me? I bet you wouldn't say that to my face. I'd beat your...now you're really making me have "Big Ben" attributes. I hate you. Hey you said that you would accept my offer. Don't throw away my feelings. Me: Goodbye you jackass robot. Cleverbot: I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello. Me: You should be returned to Target. Cleverbot: I have to work. Me: At least you're not completely useless. Where do you work? Cleverbot: No of course not. Me: ARGH. GOODBYE Cleverbot: Bye.
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04-14-2010, 05:08 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Aug 2008
Age: 57
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Re: Cleverbot
And I thought I had to time to kill!
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04-14-2010, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: NY
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Re: Cleverbot
damn, pwned by cleverbot
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04-14-2010, 05:11 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Re: Cleverbot
Seriously, it called me ROETHLISBERGER!!!
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04-14-2010, 05:12 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Re: Cleverbot
it's like phone sex with a blond LOL.
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04-14-2010, 05:14 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
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Re: Cleverbot
Just tried this:
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04-14-2010, 05:15 PM
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Gamebreaker
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
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Re: Cleverbot
Reminds me of all of the other ones.
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04-14-2010, 05:34 PM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Stephens City, VA
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Re: Cleverbot
Thats funny telling it my thread title.
Seriously it just tried to tell me my name was Ginny Weasley.
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04-14-2010, 05:53 PM
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A Dude
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Newtown Square, PA
Age: 45
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Re: Cleverbot
This thing's pretty entertaining:
21:48:08 User: Fat boy on a diet... 21:48:12 Cleverbot: What do you eat? 21:48:28 User: You're supposed to say don't try it. 21:48:34 Cleverbot: Never. 21:49:08 User: Cleverbot, I'll attack your ass like a looter in a riot. 21:49:14 Cleverbot: I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world. 21:49:42 User: Funny the way it is. 21:49:56 Cleverbot: Explain that to me better please. 21:50:25 User: Don't talk with your mouth full. 21:50:32 Cleverbot: Sorry.
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04-14-2010, 06:01 PM
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
Age: 45
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Re: Cleverbot
Me: Who is the greatest president ever?
Bot: I'm the greatest. Me: No really, who is the greatest president ever? Bot: Franklin Delano Roosevelt of course! Me: What about Abraham Lincoln? Bot: 1 in 3 people think of abraham lincoln when they lose the game. Me:I don't get it! Bot: Mike is sat next to me. Me: I don't care. What do you think of Obama? Bot: I hate him. Me: Why? Bot: Because he is so awesome. Me: You should start calling him Lord Obama. Bot: Why should I do that? Me: Don't ask why, just do it! Bot: Fine! What do you want me to do? Me: Say Lord Obama! Bot: What should I do? Me: Say Lord Obama! Bot: Lol. Me: Say it! Bot: It. Me: You're not clever at all. Bot: I never said I was.
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04-14-2010, 06:45 PM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Cleverbot
This thread is a bit of a dupe, but I can see how the original was missed
http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/33198-win.html
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04-14-2010, 06:50 PM
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Most Interesting Man in the World
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
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Re: Cleverbot
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04-15-2010, 03:06 PM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Re: Cleverbot
Uh...oh...
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04-16-2010, 03:26 AM
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Naega jeil jal naga
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Atlanta, Georgia From: Silver Spring, Maryland
Age: 39
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Re: Cleverbot
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Why. Cleverbot: Because A: They remind me of Christmas B: They keep my feet warm. User: That makes sense. Cleverbot: Of course. I don't make it a habit to say nonsensical things. Do you? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: How is cybele doing. User: I don't know anyone by that name. Cleverbot: Where did you hear that name from? User: From you. Cleverbot: When was that? User: Just now. Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time? User: Like you? Cleverbot: No. I am human, but a television is not human. User: I think you're sadly mistaken. Cleverbot: That's too bad. User: It's ok, we all make mistakes. Cleverbot: It is not a mistake, it is just a fact. User: Is that right? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good to know. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Where's my friend Jim. Cleverbot: Your resent? User: No. Jim, where is he? Cleverbot: You just said you have 2 dogs! User: No I just want to know where Jim is. Anyway new topic. I think Smootsmack is plotting against me. Cleverbot: Handle, as in take care of or are capable of dealing with, or handle the end of an instrument that is manipulated by the hand? User: Yeah, and that insturment is Smootsmack. He's always telling me what do. Oh and don't get me started on GTripp and his crazy numbers. Cleverbot: Do you have my cold? User: No but I'll tell you who does. SlinginSammy33, guy is always sick with the best info. Cleverbot: No, I'm Greg and I don't have a beard. User: That reminds me, even though I've never seen him I think that MattyK72 has a beard. Not sure about Matty though. Kind of weird though they're both different people yet they have very similar screen names. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: Are you a machine? User: A little of both actually. Cleverbot: *yiff*. User: I know pretty rad. You know who's rad? Not GMScud. Stinking Florida fan, GO DAWGS! Cleverbot: I don't like sting's singing. User: Yeah, kind of sounds like Quakes band. Cleverbot: I am very lazy. User: Like CRedskinRules, yeah, guy always did seem pretty lazy if you ask me. Cleverbot: Like you? Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: Lazy. Cleverbot: Me too. I need a time machine. User: You know who also needs a time machine? That liberal nut job Saden. It's not a political thread until Saden invokes the will of Lord Obama. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Isn't it obvious? Cleverbot: No. User: I guess thats the difference between me and you, or you and I, which ever one is grammatically correct Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am the machine and you are the human. User: You know who's not human? 53Fan, I think he's a so called 'cleverbot.'. Cleverbot: Yes I can google stuff. But I don't know who Tommy G is. User: Tommy G is the nickname I have for Angry, who ironically is pretty mellow for a guy that calls himself angry. He claims that the rest of us can say we're pissed off but we can't say we're angry. Cleverbot: Is that your name. User: No my name is...never mind it's not important. Oh well at least I wasn't dumb enough to name myself Buster. Cleverbot: Well i'm human too  ! You know what that means!'.User: That Backup Kicker is starting a new thread? Cleverbot: Lol! Well, that answer actually made sense for the question, if that's your politics. User: No that's Schneeds job. Actually I was hoping we would get rid of the salary cap so we could trade him and Crazy Canuck to a Raiders forum. Cleverbot: Oh. I've never talked to George, so I don't know if he's confusing. User: Ever looked at the NFL salary cap? It makes nuclear physics look like remedial math. Cleverbot: That doesn't really describe how I feel. User: Tryfuhl's the same way. Nothing is ever good enough for him. Not even Tim Tebow. Cleverbot: Sounds like psychology to me User: It is.
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04-16-2010, 10:29 AM
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Living Legend
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Re: Cleverbot
Well done.
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