john kerry, football star

Big C · 10-19-2004, 01:28 AM

lol this is really funny

http://people.wm.edu/~bmjord/kerryfootball.htm

MTK · 10-19-2004, 01:18 PM

Funny stuff!

What's up with his form on that snap? He's gonna hurt himself

MTK · 10-19-2004, 01:21 PM

Some of those captions are cracking me up, check out 8 year old dirtbag picking up the blitz!

More than just a QB, more than just a receiver, Kerry is a team leader! He stands tall under intense pressure, and his teammates stick by him even when the chips are down. Above, Kerry's 8-year-old teammate throws a critical block that allowed Kerry to get his pass off in time.

SmootSmack · 10-19-2004, 01:25 PM

I think instead of the debates they should have had a punt, pass, and kick competition

Big C · 10-19-2004, 02:58 PM

even tho they are making fun of kerry, and im a kerry supporter, i still laughed my ass off lol

cpayne5 · 10-19-2004, 03:12 PM

Haha, the one where Kerry is long snapping and the one with this caption

Quote:

The gridiron is for men of steel, and John Kerry can take a lick and keep on ticking. Here, Kerry loses round one to the league's fiercest defender: the blocking bag of pain.

are hilarious!

cpayne5 · 10-19-2004, 03:23 PM

This all reminds me of a story from the first day of training camp (July 31st)...

As daseal and I were leaving the parking lot (field) of Redskins park (took a while because of the crowd) in my car, we became enthralled with a pickup game of football that was being played near the road. We laughed as the hapless wannabes consistently threw ducks and dropped passes. Then, much to my extreme pleasure, the FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD took place. One of the guys threw to one of the other guys a pass that was a bit short. The receiver bent down to try and grab the low pass, but he underestimated and the ball hit at his feet, bounced up, and bopped him right in the face. (I laugh because he wasn't hurt much, just his ego. Who am I kidding, I still would have laughed!) He then stumbled around looking as though the whack had knocked his balance off. To this day, I can't help but let out atleast a chuckle when I think about it.

Reading this post, it doesn't seem all that funny, but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Daseal says the funniest part of it was my reaction to it all...

Daseal · 10-21-2004, 01:13 AM

haha, yeah. That was funny. I chuckled a bit, but certainly not to the extent you did. The guys playing were as agile as Lynn Swann!

That website is hilarious though!

4TH RING · 10-21-2004, 04:10 AM

Wow, these pics are hilarious. Talk about a picture is worth.... My favorite is the one where he is catching a pass with his eyes shut. I wonder if there's video of that because it's got incompletion written all over it. And the story about the guy catching a pass off his grill. I wish I was there because those stories last a lifetime.

10-19-2004, 01:28 AM	#1
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,453	john kerry, football star lol this is really funny http://people.wm.edu/~bmjord/kerryfootball.htm __________________ "I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs

10-19-2004, 01:25 PM	#4
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	I think instead of the debates they should have had a punt, pass, and kick competition __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

10-19-2004, 02:58 PM	#5
Big C Mr. Brightside Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Leesburg, VA Age: 38 Posts: 4,453	even tho they are making fun of kerry, and im a kerry supporter, i still laughed my ass off lol __________________ "I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs

10-19-2004, 03:23 PM	#7
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	This all reminds me of a story from the first day of training camp (July 31st)... As daseal and I were leaving the parking lot (field) of Redskins park (took a while because of the crowd) in my car, we became enthralled with a pickup game of football that was being played near the road. We laughed as the hapless wannabes consistently threw ducks and dropped passes. Then, much to my extreme pleasure, the FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD took place. One of the guys threw to one of the other guys a pass that was a bit short. The receiver bent down to try and grab the low pass, but he underestimated and the ball hit at his feet, bounced up, and bopped him right in the face. (I laugh because he wasn't hurt much, just his ego. Who am I kidding, I still would have laughed!) He then stumbled around looking as though the whack had knocked his balance off. To this day, I can't help but let out atleast a chuckle when I think about it. Reading this post, it doesn't seem all that funny, but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Daseal says the funniest part of it was my reaction to it all... __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

10-19-2004, 01:18 PM	#2
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 51 Posts: 99,402	Funny stuff! What's up with his form on that snap? He's gonna hurt himself

10-19-2004, 01:21 PM	#3
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 51 Posts: 99,402	Some of those captions are cracking me up, check out 8 year old dirtbag picking up the blitz! More than just a QB, more than just a receiver, Kerry is a team leader! He stands tall under intense pressure, and his teammates stick by him even when the chips are down. Above, Kerry's 8-year-old teammate throws a critical block that allowed Kerry to get his pass off in time.

10-21-2004, 01:13 AM	#8
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 41 Posts: 8,341	haha, yeah. That was funny. I chuckled a bit, but certainly not to the extent you did. The guys playing were as agile as Lynn Swann! That website is hilarious though!

10-21-2004, 04:10 AM	#9
4TH RING Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 129	Wow, these pics are hilarious. Talk about a picture is worth.... My favorite is the one where he is catching a pass with his eyes shut. I wonder if there's video of that because it's got incompletion written all over it. And the story about the guy catching a pass off his grill. I wish I was there because those stories last a lifetime.

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