Redskins Humor..

12thMan · 10-20-2009, 04:22 PM

Q. What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Washington Redskins.

Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado?
A. To FedEx Field - they never touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Senior Citizen

Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. We may never find out in the 21st century.

Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

skinsfaninok · 10-20-2009, 04:29 PM

Kinda corny man, but your right we f ing suck!!

12thMan · 10-20-2009, 04:30 PM

yeah, I just did a cut paste job. it actually is pretty corny.

SC Skins Fan · 10-20-2009, 04:32 PM

sandtrapjack · 10-20-2009, 04:41 PM

Those are really old actually.

DBUCHANON101 · 10-20-2009, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SC Skins Fan

LOL Can we make THIS an AVATAR?

Monkeydad · 10-20-2009, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sandtrapjack

Those are really old actually.

I remember us posting Cowboys jokes on here a long time ago...there are SO many more Cowboys jokes.

tryfuhl · 10-20-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SC Skins Fan

looks about right

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-20-2009, 10:45 PM

I just got this email:

CLEVELAND (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

RedskinRat · 10-20-2009, 10:49 PM

Little David was in his class at Ross Elementary School when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley and let him do what he wants for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Redskins Front Office, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

MTK · 10-20-2009, 10:51 PM

These jokes are recycled every year, just insert bad team here.

cooleyforthescore · 10-20-2009, 10:55 PM

A buddy of mine accidentally left his Redskin tickets on the dashboard of his car. He went into a movie, and when he came out, some asshole smashed in the windshield and left him two more.

Lotus · 10-20-2009, 10:57 PM

Any more jokes please? Some of the jokes may be old but finding humor in the situation seems therapeutic to me. I like the gay cabaret dancer joke.

DBUCHANON101 · 10-20-2009, 10:58 PM

Funny..but cold
Is THIS what we have come to? I still have a glimpse of hope. hope its not the Yager talking

Dirtbag59 · 10-20-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

These jokes are recycled every year, just insert bad team here.

Lol, not this one.

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.

10-20-2009, 04:22 PM	#1
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Redskins Humor.. Q. What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Washington Redskins. Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado? A. To FedEx Field - they never touchdown there! Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring? A. Senior Citizen Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. We may never find out in the 21st century. Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

10-20-2009, 04:29 PM	#2
skinsfaninok Warpath Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UNITED STATES Age: 38 Posts: 36,171	Re: Redskins Humor.. Kinda corny man, but your right we f ing suck!! __________________ “Mediocre people don’t like high achievers, and high achievers don’t like mediocre people.” ― Nick Saban

10-20-2009, 04:30 PM	#3
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Redskins Humor.. yeah, I just did a cut paste job. it actually is pretty corny.

10-20-2009, 04:32 PM	#4
SC Skins Fan The Starter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,555	Re: Redskins Humor.. __________________ It has taken a long time, but I have finally realized that nothing I say about the Redskins will have any effect upon anything the Redskins do.

10-20-2009, 04:41 PM	#5
sandtrapjack The Starter Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,994	Re: Redskins Humor.. Those are really old actually.

10-20-2009, 10:45 PM	#9
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Redskins Humor.. I just got this email: CLEVELAND (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

10-20-2009, 10:49 PM	#10
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Redskins Humor.. Little David was in his class at Ross Elementary School when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so he teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley and let him do what he wants for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Redskins Front Office, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

10-20-2009, 10:51 PM	#11
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,686	Re: Redskins Humor.. These jokes are recycled every year, just insert bad team here. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

10-20-2009, 10:55 PM	#12
cooleyforthescore Camp Scrub Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26	Re: Redskins Humor.. A buddy of mine accidentally left his Redskin tickets on the dashboard of his car. He went into a movie, and when he came out, some asshole smashed in the windshield and left him two more.

10-20-2009, 10:57 PM	#13
Lotus Fire Bruce NOW Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Hattiesburg, MS Posts: 11,434	Re: Redskins Humor.. Any more jokes please? Some of the jokes may be old but finding humor in the situation seems therapeutic to me. I like the gay cabaret dancer joke. __________________ Bruce Allen when in charge alone: 4-12 (.250) Bruce Allen's overall Redskins record : 28-52 (.350) Vinny Cerrato's record when in charge alone: 52-65 (.444) Vinny's overall Redskins record: 62-82 (.430) We won more with Vinny

10-20-2009, 10:58 PM	#14
DBUCHANON101 The Starter Join Date: May 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,373	Re: Redskins Humor.. Funny..but cold Is THIS what we have come to? I still have a glimpse of hope. hope its not the Yager talking __________________ But there's booze in the blender. And soon it will render. That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

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