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09-20-2004, 10:09 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Wheaton, MD
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That's a Rap!
The Skins didn’t win,
It was almost a sin, Our defense was boosted, But our offense looked thin, Patrick Ramsey’s passes weren’t quite on the pin, And Pastafatassbelly is at it again, Next week comes the boys, So we’re going to bring poise, And were going to make Vinny Testaverde look like a Pez toy, The fans at Fedex field will be bringing the noise, And Coach Joe Gibbs will be bringing out all the ploys, Don’t look down because we’re one and one, Last week looked bad but Dallas is going to be fun, Last week was like a shadow but here comes the sun, Patrick Ramsey is going to show off that gun, And when it’s all done, The Redskins are the best baby! NUMBER 1!!!! :cool-smil
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09-20-2004, 10:53 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Venice Beach, CA
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You must be Tone Loc's cousin, Tone Deaf. Ha! Just kidding, you've got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller. I was going to write a rap but couldn't find anything that rhymed with "start Hasselbeck". Doesn't doesn't speak well of our passing game.
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09-20-2004, 11:44 PM
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
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The season isn't over.
Come monday, we'll recover. The boys are coming to Landover, And there won't be any carryover. They better have air cover. Because we'll conduct a hostel takeover. When the night is allover, They'll have a hangover. We'll play softcover. And the old man will rollover. Is that a switchover? No, it's a turnover. |
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09-20-2004, 11:50 PM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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What the heck Start Hasselbeck Our offense was ugly like Shrek Start Hasselbeck We sucked like a vampire to a neck Start Hasselbeck ok I'll stop now
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09-21-2004, 12:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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09-21-2004, 12:49 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Hey smootsmack:
Who do you think should be the QB for the Skins next week? Just askin'... 
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09-21-2004, 12:52 AM
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Uncle Phil
Join Date: Feb 2004
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I think it should be Brunell, but if he can't go then start Ramsey
I was just trying to help Counter-Tre come up with some things that rhymed with Hasselbeck But the only Hasselbeck that should be starting these days is Matt
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09-21-2004, 01:37 AM
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Playmaker
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Age: 47
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Watching skins destroy the roids while downing long-Newcastle-necks
Why not switch Matt and Tim Monday night- they're both Hasselbecks! |
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09-21-2004, 05:37 AM
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Living Legend
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: VA
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its not like matt's going to be doing too much on a monday anyways...
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09-21-2004, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: San Clemente CA
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09-21-2004, 03:20 PM
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Special Teams
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Venice Beach, CA
Age: 52
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Well, my guess is Ramsey is going to start. Can't we just surgically attach his arm to Brunell's torso or stick Brunell's brain in Ramsey's body? Whichever is easier.
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