Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc?

70Chip · 03-14-2009, 01:23 PM

My theory: He was being blackmailed by someone with information contained on the 3.5" disc, but turned the tables on his tormentors by stealing back the emabarrasing information and then mailing them this picture in which he taunts them with the evidence of his coup.

Any other thoughts?

CRedskinsRule · 03-14-2009, 01:31 PM

Judging by the assured smile he has, the confident manner he is holding the disc up, I believe he knows that the disk he is holding contains a program which, once viewed, will make him the fashion king of the world. (accomplished of course through subtle messages found in the simple repeating gif file on the disk)

Daseal · 03-14-2009, 01:50 PM

How'd you get Gman's yearbook photo?

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-14-2009, 02:48 PM

I like to think he's a sideshow freak who eats random objects. This picture is just the first of a whole photo series depicting non-edible objects that he will consume at this year's state fair.

70Chip · 03-14-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I like to think he's a sideshow freak who eats random objects. This picture is just the first of a whole photo series depicting non-edible objects that he will consume at this year's state fair.

What I can't figure out is how the sports equipment tie figures in to the whole thing.

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-14-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 70Chip

What I can't figure out is how the sports equipment tie figures in to the whole thing.

OOOOHHHHH!!! I didn't notice that before, but now I know who he is and what that disc is!!!!

This douche bag invented the BCS system. That single disc controls the destiny of college football.

70Chip · 03-14-2009, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

OOOOHHHHH!!! I didn't notice that before, but now I know who he is and what that disc is!!!!

This douche bag invented the BCS system. That single disc controls the destiny of college football.

Ha! The BCS and the RPI.

ArtMonkDrillz · 03-14-2009, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 70Chip

Ha! The BCS and the RPI.

And the list of baseball players who tested positive for steroids along with A-Rod.

jamf · 03-14-2009, 08:13 PM

On that disk is proof he lost his virginity. He was going to hold up the boyscouts body instead but it was too heavy.

dmek25 · 03-14-2009, 09:56 PM

that's the proof that Jon Stewart's outburst was caused by President Obama

FRPLG · 03-14-2009, 10:35 PM

I don't know. It sorta looks like "Hey! Look at what they just pulled out of my ass. I never thought the doctors would be able to help me walk again."

724Skinsfan · 03-14-2009, 10:44 PM

I don't know, but he said something like "It's for Matt"

saden1 · 03-14-2009, 10:44 PM

Revolutionary business proposal for the first Internet based porn venture.

70Chip · 03-15-2009, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by saden1

Revolutionary business proposal for the first Internet based porn venture.

Yeah. That was another theory I considered:

This is the inventor of the photo-shopped celebrity nude and the disk contains his very first fake - "Dallas" star Charlene Tilton.

70Chip · 03-15-2009, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by dmek25

that's the proof that Jon Stewart's outburst was caused by President Obama

Well played, Dmek.

03-14-2009, 01:23 PM	#1
70Chip Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manassas Age: 53 Posts: 3,048	Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc? My theory: He was being blackmailed by someone with information contained on the 3.5" disc, but turned the tables on his tormentors by stealing back the emabarrasing information and then mailing them this picture in which he taunts them with the evidence of his coup. Any other thoughts? __________________ This Monkey's Gone to Heaven

03-14-2009, 01:31 PM	#2
CRedskinsRule Living Legend Join Date: Aug 2008 Age: 57 Posts: 21,380	Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc? Judging by the assured smile he has, the confident manner he is holding the disc up, I believe he knows that the disk he is holding contains a program which, once viewed, will make him the fashion king of the world. (accomplished of course through subtle messages found in the simple repeating gif file on the disk)

03-14-2009, 01:50 PM	#3
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03-14-2009, 02:48 PM	#4
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc? I like to think he's a sideshow freak who eats random objects. This picture is just the first of a whole photo series depicting non-edible objects that he will consume at this year's state fair. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

03-14-2009, 08:13 PM	#9
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,296	Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc? On that disk is proof he lost his virginity. He was going to hold up the boyscouts body instead but it was too heavy.

03-14-2009, 09:56 PM	#10
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc? that's the proof that Jon Stewart's outburst was caused by President Obama __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

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FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Why is This Man Holding a Computer Disc? I don't know. It sorta looks like "Hey! Look at what they just pulled out of my ass. I never thought the doctors would be able to help me walk again."

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03-14-2009, 10:44 PM	#13
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