Ethan Albright Must Go

SmootSmack · 12-15-2008, 03:39 PM

When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)

Schneed10 · 12-15-2008, 03:40 PM

Lol!

Riggo44 · 12-15-2008, 03:43 PM

Nice!

over the mountain · 12-15-2008, 03:43 PM

lol freakin hillarious!! i actually saw a shot of the red snapper's head in the game this sunday and was like "damn no wonder our locker rooms a mess. who the hell could concentrate in study sessions with this bright orange 800 pound gorilla in the room?"

lol dead crapper . .

go skins!!

CrazyCanuck · 12-15-2008, 03:49 PM

Thanks for the laugh SS.

I'm so sick of this team I can't take it anymore. The disappointment, the primadonnas, Vinny, the draft picks...

Of course this is my team and I'm stuck with them but being a Skins fan in the 80s was a LOT easier.

I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. Sellers was the last guy who seemed to give a sh*t (except maybe London the werewolf), then he fumbled our playoff hopes away...

Plackmeier is officially my favorite Skin right now. Please make an avatar...

Sheriff Gonna Getcha · 12-15-2008, 03:56 PM

Hah! Awesome stuff SS. You can always be counted on to make me laugh.

redsk1 · 12-15-2008, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCanuck

Thanks for the laugh SS.

I'm so sick of this team I can't take it anymore. The disappointment, the primadonnas, Vinny, the draft picks...

Of course this is my team and I'm stuck with them but being a Skins fan in the 80s was a LOT easier.

I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. Sellers was the last guy who seemed to give a sh*t (except maybe London the werewolf), then he fumbled our playoff hopes away...

Plackmeier is officially my favorite Skin right now. Please make an avatar...

Wonder if they have the Plackmeir jersey for xmas yet? This season has made me ill too.

SBXVII · 12-15-2008, 04:10 PM

You know I think you figured it out. I was totally going for the whole ball thing. I mean my take was going to be along the lines of ......we havn't played well since the season had warmer weather and I'm betting it has something to do with the fact that when the weather gets cold the air in the ball does some magnificent stuff and the ball actually shrinks and acts like it's totally not full of air...unlike when the ball is set at a certain pressure and the temp is extremely hot causing the ball to swell making it more difficult for JC's hands to wrap around the ball for a pass. ....lol.

SkinzzFan · 12-15-2008, 04:15 PM

He can stay if he agrees to tone down the red-ness in his hair. Maybe go with a burgundy with gold hi-lights.

HAIL!!

ArtMonkDrillz · 12-15-2008, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by over the mountain

lol freakin hillarious!! i actually saw a shot of the red snapper's head in the game this sunday and was like "damn no wonder our locker rooms a mess. who the hell could concentrate in study sessions with this bright orange 800 pound gorilla in the room?"

lol dead crapper . .

go skins!!

Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

Slingin Sammy 33 · 12-15-2008, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)

Absolutely hilarious !!!!

Jamaican'Skin · 12-15-2008, 04:30 PM

My God, Smooty, you've opened my eyes. Its clear, the link is the long snapper. It wasn't Brooks, Plac's or Frost's fault. If we are going to rebiuld this team, we must start with LS. I say that our first round pick goes towards that, all else shall fall into place afterwards. Let's start a petition EA MUST GO

12thMan · 12-15-2008, 04:46 PM

good ass thread.

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-15-2008, 04:57 PM

I read this and was like WTF.

He's been the brightest spot this season! HELL YEAH.

J. Spanky · 12-15-2008, 05:58 PM

wow. you really had me going there. i thought the insanity had reached an all time high. good stuff.

12-15-2008, 03:39 PM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Ethan Albright Must Go When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football! What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses. We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER???? The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league! If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken. And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate (Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh) __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

12-15-2008, 03:40 PM	#2
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,431	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go Lol! __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

12-15-2008, 03:43 PM	#3
Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go Nice! __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

12-15-2008, 03:43 PM	#4
over the mountain Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: close to the edge Posts: 4,926	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go lol freakin hillarious!! i actually saw a shot of the red snapper's head in the game this sunday and was like "damn no wonder our locker rooms a mess. who the hell could concentrate in study sessions with this bright orange 800 pound gorilla in the room?" lol dead crapper . . go skins!!

12-15-2008, 03:49 PM	#5
CrazyCanuck Serenity Now Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,008	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go Thanks for the laugh SS. I'm so sick of this team I can't take it anymore. The disappointment, the primadonnas, Vinny, the draft picks... Of course this is my team and I'm stuck with them but being a Skins fan in the 80s was a LOT easier. I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. Sellers was the last guy who seemed to give a sh*t (except maybe London the werewolf), then he fumbled our playoff hopes away... Plackmeier is officially my favorite Skin right now. Please make an avatar...

12-15-2008, 03:56 PM	#6
Sheriff Gonna Getcha Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 45 Posts: 8,317	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go Hah! Awesome stuff SS. You can always be counted on to make me laugh.

12-15-2008, 04:10 PM	#8
SBXVII Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 7,766	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go You know I think you figured it out. I was totally going for the whole ball thing. I mean my take was going to be along the lines of ......we havn't played well since the season had warmer weather and I'm betting it has something to do with the fact that when the weather gets cold the air in the ball does some magnificent stuff and the ball actually shrinks and acts like it's totally not full of air...unlike when the ball is set at a certain pressure and the temp is extremely hot causing the ball to swell making it more difficult for JC's hands to wrap around the ball for a pass. ....lol.

12-15-2008, 04:15 PM	#9
SkinzzFan Special Teams Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Queensbury, NY Posts: 273	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go He can stay if he agrees to tone down the red-ness in his hair. Maybe go with a burgundy with gold hi-lights. HAIL!! __________________ "Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become"

12-15-2008, 04:30 PM	#12
Jamaican'Skin The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Age: 38 Posts: 2,418	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go My God, Smooty, you've opened my eyes. Its clear, the link is the long snapper. It wasn't Brooks, Plac's or Frost's fault. If we are going to rebiuld this team, we must start with LS. I say that our first round pick goes towards that, all else shall fall into place afterwards. Let's start a petition EA MUST GO

12-15-2008, 04:46 PM	#13
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go good ass thread.

12-15-2008, 04:57 PM	#14
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,236	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go I read this and was like WTF. He's been the brightest spot this season! HELL YEAH. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

12-15-2008, 05:58 PM	#15
J. Spanky Special Teams Join Date: May 2007 Location: off the grid Posts: 192	Re: Ethan Albright Must Go wow. you really had me going there. i thought the insanity had reached an all time high. good stuff. __________________ "75% of the earth is covered by water and the rest is covered by Smoot"

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