Some unanswered questions

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets arent going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
6. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word Lisp to have a S in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?

[jamf]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets arent going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
6. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word Lisp to have a S in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?

Because men have nipples.

[SmootSmack]

Suddenly Steven Wright is posting on our site

[GMScud]

Originally Posted by jamf

Because men have nipples.

hahaha well played

[DynamiteRave]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Suddenly Steven Wright is posting on our site

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

oh yeah i looked him up after smoot said it

[mooby]

I could answer all of those except for a couple, the what was the best thing before sliced bread question (You'd have to know someone that was alive before sliced bread was invented) and why they put braille on drive through bank machines, I don't know if they think they are doing some good there because blind people can't drive.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets arent going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
6. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word Lisp to have a S in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?

I agree with GMScud, well played, NH sir. You win the internets.

[That Guy]

6. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

they are destroyed, all the time. the myth that they aren't is a horrible lie.

[skinsfan_nn]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Suddenly Steven Wright is posting on our site

You aren't kidding......thats like 100 posts worth of words for quake. Not that any make sense, just noting the facts....

[EARTHQUAKE2689]

Originally Posted by skinsfan_nn

You aren't kidding......thats like 100 posts worth of words for quake. Not that any make sense, just noting the facts....

I am to please

[skinsfan_nn]

Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

I am to please

Thats more like it

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by DynamiteRave

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.

For Christmas when I was a kid my grandfather gave me a box of band aids and my brother a box of broken glass and he said, "Now you kids share."