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Old 04-01-2008, 11:24 AM   #1
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Hello and good day to you fine sirs or madams, sorry for bothering the general population but my outreaches to several members of this website through private messaging systems was without much success. If I may I would like to inquire about how I may or can go about contacting and or reaching Mr. Daniel Snyder (he's the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins football club in case you didn't already know). I'm an old friend of his from our childhoods and would like to get in touch and or contact with him again. For your troubles I can or if I may send you some free cheese samples. I'm a cheesemaker and I make some of the finest in the world. Thank you can goodday to you alls. Please pardon my english as I am not of the american origin.
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:28 AM   #2
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what kind of cheese do you make? provolone?
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:30 AM   #3
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What kind of cheese are we talking about here? Provolone, Pepper Jack, Gouda, Brie? We'll need some references. If the cheese is good, I'll reach out to D Swizzle for you. We use to hustle back in the day off Quince Orchard Blvd.
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:32 AM   #4
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a cheese making Redskins fan? Brett Favre is that you? So you wanna talk to Danny? Well, if you are going to have to go through the same channels as all the other almost retired vets who get huge deals and have a subpar last season. Its okay, we wont hold the whole crying thing against you.
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:36 AM   #5
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What kind of cheese are we talking about here? Provolone, Pepper Jack, Gouda, Brie? We'll need some references. If the cheese is good, I'll reach out to D Swizzle for you. We use to hustle back in the day off Quince Orchard Blvd.
Hell for some free cheez...I'll get on the horn right now and tell Danny boy your trying to track him down!

Whats your name cheez man?
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:39 AM   #6
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I am skilled specialist in the blue cheeses, parmesans, and mozerrallas.
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:40 AM   #7
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Hell for some free cheez...I'll get on the horn right now and tell Danny boy your trying to track him down!

Whats your name cheez man?
why I am Mr. Parmesan of course

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Old 04-01-2008, 11:41 AM   #8
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Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:47 AM   #9
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Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!
Ok you know what? It's getting old now. Quit posting the same thing in different threads. By the way, where have you been?
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:47 AM   #10
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What kind of cheese are we talking about here? Provolone, Pepper Jack, Gouda, Brie? We'll need some references. If the cheese is good, I'll reach out to D Swizzle for you. We use to hustle back in the day off Quince Orchard Blvd.

My Daughter rides horses off of Quince Orchard, I could have her stop in for him.
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:59 AM   #11
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I am very skilled in the ways of cutting the cheese
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Old 04-01-2008, 11:59 AM   #12
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Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!
recipes on the warpath! what's next? Rachel Ray being banned from the food network for using steroids?
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:26 PM   #13
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watch it this smells funny, might be Limburg Cheese
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:29 PM   #14
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Hello and good day to you fine sirs or madams, sorry for bothering the general population but my outreaches to several members of this website through private messaging systems was without much success. If I may I would like to inquire about how I may or can go about contacting and or reaching Mr. Daniel Snyder (he's the owner of the NFL Washington Redskins football club in case you didn't already know). I'm an old friend of his from our childhoods and would like to get in touch and or contact with him again. For your troubles I can or if I may send you some free cheese samples. I'm a cheesemaker and I make some of the finest in the world. Thank you can goodday to you alls. Please pardon my english as I am not of the american origin.
Are we sure you don't have some money stuck in a bank in our country, and need us to send you 2G so you can send us 100G?
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:30 PM   #15
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Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy!
Why is SBF listed as a scrub with only 9 posts???
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