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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Fake Breasts
Ok... you guys are gonna laugh at me for this one but I'm serious. My wife has been bothering me for the last 2-3 years that she wants to get this surgery. I'm really not so sure. Aside from the obvious benefit, what else goes along with it? Has anyone here had a girlfriend/wife that did this? Truthfully, I wouldn't even consider it and I'd continue to tell her that it wasn't necessary but she gets upset everytime she goes shopping and can't buy/wear certain things because everything (her opinion) is made for women with big breasts and she is ALWAYS self conscious.I guess these are my main questions-
1. Health. Seriously, it's some artificial device implanted into your body, how healthy can this be? 2. Regret. What happens if she wants to get rid of these things later? 3. Breast Feeding. We don't have kids yet and she may want to do this later on. Are there issues? 4. Scarring. To me, it kind of defeats the purpose of the boob job if she gets alot of nasty scars. Appreciate any advice, as I'm getting pretty close to giving her the go ahead...
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Fight for old DC!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Aldie, VA
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Re: Fake Breasts
Bleedburgundy, are you going to show us before and after pictures?
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Fake Breasts
Sure. I might even mix in a little live action video...
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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Re: Fake Breasts
Also, remind her that if "when it's super special love-love time" that if she likes some "touching" in that area, that sometimes you can lose sensitivity all together, even though on the flip-side it can increase.
As far as it's concerned for you... they don't feel real at all.
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 45
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Re: Fake Breasts
If she gets them, make sure she gets them from a good doctor and that she doesn't get crazy big ones. I had two flat-chested friends who got huge implants and they've had so many problems. If you're an A cup and you go for the DD cups, you're body is going to say, "WTF!" Any doctor who says otherwise is a quack.
My one friend has had 3 surgeries to help build and maintain a "shelf" to support the big twins. She had to wear an ace bandage around her chest because the implants kept sinking (due to the lack of a proper "shelf") and her nips were resting on the top of her jugglies. Aside from that, I can't offer any advice as to health concerns, breast feeding, etc. I believe, however, that the saline implants are pretty risk-free (although the surgery isn't) since your body can handle salt water. |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington DC
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Re: Fake Breasts
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1) Health wise, Don't get the saline (if they even use those anymore) get the silicone. Saline is a health risk due to the bags bursting and leaking into the blood system, which is toxic and can kill you. But like I said I don't think they use saline anymore. 2) If she wants to get rid of them later she can. Its a fairly simple procedure to remove implants. 3) As for breastfeeding, I'm not too sure with that. I think you can STILL safely breast feed with implants, but you might wanna look more into that. I think its a 50/50 chance at being able to breast feed. Some women can, some can't. 4) Scarring isn't really an issue if you have a good plastic surgeon and she doesn't repeatedly get them put in and taken out. There are different types of incisions they can make (around the nipple, under the breast) and I think the Dr. will make that decision based upon the implants and her breast size now. Hope that helped a little. ![]()
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: washington, D.C.
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Re: Fake Breasts
In general, I'm indifferent I suppose. But a close friend of mine had her's leak out the substance inside of her body. She's been battling different ailments for years as result and has a pending lawsuit against the company that manufactured the implants.
At the end of the day the real question your wife has to ask herself is, does she want a foreign substance inside her body for the rest of her life? |
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Re: Fake Breasts
With regard to the previous two posts, it is my understanding that SALINE implants are fine. Saline is essentially salt water. Silicone implants, however, are known to cause serious health problems when they burst.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Diego Ca
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Re: Fake Breasts
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I would recommend going to strip clubs and reviewing various "Jobs". You should take your wife too! I'm not to fond of the 'jobs' that require nipple reattachment or a large cut from the nipple to the base of the boob. Also, Feel a few of them. I have a good friend who let me feel her up after her boob job. It was magnificent! She had a full C cup( She is a tiny filipino cutie) that looked great with no visible scars. Her boobs were a little heavier than a real one of that size but just slightly. I will try to get a picture or feel them again just for research. ![]() Go to strip clubs with your wife and check out all the variations of boobs. |
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Join Date: May 2005
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Re: Fake Breasts
[quote=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;401486]With regard to the previous two posts, it is my understanding that SALINE implants are fine. Saline is essentially salt water. Silicone implants, however, are known to cause serious health problems when they burst.[/quot
My friend did have the latter. But I know other who have Saline and they are experiencing different issues. In fact, one girl is thinking of removing them altogether. It's just that, why put something in your body only to have another procedure to remove it if doesn't work out. That's just too much risk if you ask me. |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Re: Fake Breasts
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Re: Fake Breasts
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
Age: 45
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Re: Fake Breasts
Anything that's fake is a big turnoff for me. It's deceptive and it's not real. Fake boobs, nose, lips, ass....you name it, if it's fake I don't like it. If she was my wife I'd tell her "I love you just the way you are. I married you as you are and I wouldn't have it any other way."
Maybe she's planning to leave your ass? lol
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Living Legend
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
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Re: Fake Breasts
Just say no.
Maybe she's pursuing a new career. |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 45
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Re: Fake Breasts
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I don't care about fakeness from a more principled level because women are already so fake. They wear makeup to accentuate their cheeks and eyes, concealer to hide their zits, heels to make them look taller, contacts to change their eye color, padded bras to make their twins look bigger, stockings to make their legs look smoother, lipstick and lipgloss to make their lips look prettier, etc. |
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