CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night

SmootSmack · 08-10-2007, 03:58 PM

This is an oldie, but goodie that I felt like re-posting.

And Gibbs Kicked Their Fckn Ass
by CrazyCanuck

My second year as a Skins fan, and Gibbs' second year too.
Our story begins in 1982.
NFC Championship game at RFK, the fans would make noise.
But beating the hated Cowboys would also take experience and poise.
"Gibbs seems like a decent coach..." the experts would say,
"...but he's not beating Tom Landry, not on this day."
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

Winning SB XVII was now every Skins fan's wish.
But first we'd have to upset the favored Fish.
After the Dallas game, the Skins would surely let down.
And this time they wouldn't be playing in their hometown.
Facing Don Shula and a defense called the Killer B's,
Skins fans would have to wait, Miami would win with ease.
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

Fast forward to the playoffs - 1986.
Everyone thought the 14-2 Bears were the sht.
Their D was too strong, the Skins wouldn't score.
Plus they'd rolled to the title just one year before.
The Bears were going back to the Bowl, no way they'd yield.
Not with the great Mike Ditka, not at Soldier Field.
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

87 playoffs, Soldier Field, deja vu.
These Bears were angry, they'd had a whole year to stew.
So long Skins, see ya later.
You won't win this time, not without Schroeder.
Last year was a fluke, the Bears would atone.
Now way they lose 2 years in a row at home
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

Now the Skins are playing in SuperBowl XXII.
It won't be easy, their opponents are due.
Playing against Elway the year after The Drive,
There's no way the Skins could possibly survive.
Add in Dan Reeves and that's all Denver should need,
Broncos would win easy, especially if they could get an early lead.
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

All playoff wins are great, but some are more fun.
Which brings us to our next game - January 1991.
With a superstar named Randall and playing at the Vet,
Wise bettors knew the Eagles were the bet.
It would be just like the Body Bag Game, the Skins would be crying.
The Hogs were no match for the defensive genius Buddy Ryan.
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

91 playoffs and the Skins are at home.
And still getting no love for reasons unknown.
The Falcons had never made anyone faint,
but this team had Prime Time and they'd already upset the mighty Saints.
Their team would be looser thanks to Hammer,
Jerry Glanville and crew would steal the banner.
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

Now the Skins were back in the Bowl.
Playing the Bills who were definitely on a roll.
This Buffalo team was different. They'd fulfill their promise.
The Skins D wouldn't keep up with Kelly, Reed, and Thomas.
Marv Levy's time had come - that was the sell.
Not to mention he'd had great success in the CFL.
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

Gibbs final season, what else could he do?
We'd all get to see in the playoffs - 1992.
Underdogs in Minny, there would be no upset.
Gibbs would lose with class, then ride off into the sunset.
This Vikes team was simply too mean,
And they had an up-and-coming coach named Dennis Green.
And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass.

JGisLordOfTheRings · 08-10-2007, 11:53 PM

WOW. Good stuff SS. Good stuff.

JGisLordOfTheRings · 08-10-2007, 11:54 PM

Oh, shi**. Must give credit where credit is due. Nice work Canuck.

beau_str · 08-11-2007, 12:02 AM

i love it, classic.

SmootSmack · 08-11-2007, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JGisLordOfTheRings

Oh, shi**. Must give credit where credit is due. Nice work Canuck.

I'd love to take credit for that. But that's a Canuck Classic all the way

jsarno · 08-11-2007, 03:07 AM

Nothing like reliving the glory days.
I don't want to hear what his new poem would sound like.

dall-assblows · 08-11-2007, 01:50 PM

beautiful *tear rolls down cheek*

hooskins · 08-11-2007, 03:40 PM

Well done CC, well done.

jsarno · 08-12-2007, 02:30 AM

Where has CrazyCanuck been anyway?

SmootSmack · 08-12-2007, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsarno

Where has CrazyCanuck been anyway?

Having trouble getting through customs. The mounties are after him

dall-assblows · 08-12-2007, 03:00 AM

this cracked me up with the "and gibbs kicke there fckn asses"

GhettoDogAllStars · 08-12-2007, 03:20 AM

Great poem, CC. Thanks for reposting, SS.

CrazyCanuck · 08-15-2007, 02:29 PM

Hey all,

Sorry I haven't been around much. Between golf, 2 jobs, and a new girlfriend just haven't had a minute. But with winter approaching it means I'll have 9 months to refresh the site every 5 minutes.

Thanks SS for pulling this off the shelf. To be honest I barely even remember when I wrote it or why I had to throw the profanities in there. I think it was when one of my fellow Warpathers suggested that we'd be better off with Dennis Green as our head coach.

08-10-2007, 03:58 PM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night This is an oldie, but goodie that I felt like re-posting. And Gibbs Kicked Their Fckn Ass by CrazyCanuck My second year as a Skins fan, and Gibbs' second year too. Our story begins in 1982. NFC Championship game at RFK, the fans would make noise. But beating the hated Cowboys would also take experience and poise. "Gibbs seems like a decent coach..." the experts would say, "...but he's not beating Tom Landry, not on this day." And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. Winning SB XVII was now every Skins fan's wish. But first we'd have to upset the favored Fish. After the Dallas game, the Skins would surely let down. And this time they wouldn't be playing in their hometown. Facing Don Shula and a defense called the Killer B's, Skins fans would have to wait, Miami would win with ease. And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. Fast forward to the playoffs - 1986. Everyone thought the 14-2 Bears were the sht. Their D was too strong, the Skins wouldn't score. Plus they'd rolled to the title just one year before. The Bears were going back to the Bowl, no way they'd yield. Not with the great Mike Ditka, not at Soldier Field. And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. 87 playoffs, Soldier Field, deja vu. These Bears were angry, they'd had a whole year to stew. So long Skins, see ya later. You won't win this time, not without Schroeder. Last year was a fluke, the Bears would atone. Now way they lose 2 years in a row at home And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. Now the Skins are playing in SuperBowl XXII. It won't be easy, their opponents are due. Playing against Elway the year after The Drive, There's no way the Skins could possibly survive. Add in Dan Reeves and that's all Denver should need, Broncos would win easy, especially if they could get an early lead. And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. All playoff wins are great, but some are more fun. Which brings us to our next game - January 1991. With a superstar named Randall and playing at the Vet, Wise bettors knew the Eagles were the bet. It would be just like the Body Bag Game, the Skins would be crying. The Hogs were no match for the defensive genius Buddy Ryan. And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. 91 playoffs and the Skins are at home. And still getting no love for reasons unknown. The Falcons had never made anyone faint, but this team had Prime Time and they'd already upset the mighty Saints. Their team would be looser thanks to Hammer, Jerry Glanville and crew would steal the banner. And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. Now the Skins were back in the Bowl. Playing the Bills who were definitely on a roll. This Buffalo team was different. They'd fulfill their promise. The Skins D wouldn't keep up with Kelly, Reed, and Thomas. Marv Levy's time had come - that was the sell. Not to mention he'd had great success in the CFL. And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. Gibbs final season, what else could he do? We'd all get to see in the playoffs - 1992. Underdogs in Minny, there would be no upset. Gibbs would lose with class, then ride off into the sunset. This Vikes team was simply too mean, And they had an up-and-coming coach named Dennis Green. And Gibbs kicked their fckn ass. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

08-10-2007, 11:53 PM	#2
JGisLordOfTheRings Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 38 Posts: 2,583	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night WOW. Good stuff SS. Good stuff. __________________ The redskins pocket is like my love life.....nonexistent and disappointing. -OnceWeWereKings

08-10-2007, 11:54 PM	#3
JGisLordOfTheRings Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond VA Age: 38 Posts: 2,583	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night Oh, shi. Must give credit where credit is due. Nice work Canuck. __________________ The redskins pocket is like my love life.....nonexistent and disappointing. -OnceWeWereKings**

08-11-2007, 12:02 AM	#4
beau_str Special Teams Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 158	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night i love it, classic.

08-11-2007, 03:07 AM	#6
jsarno Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 31 Spooner St. Age: 49 Posts: 9,534	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night Nothing like reliving the glory days. I don't want to hear what his new poem would sound like. __________________ Zoltan is ZESTY! - courtesy of joeredskin

08-11-2007, 01:50 PM	#7
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night beautiful tear rolls down cheek __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

08-11-2007, 03:40 PM	#8
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 37 Posts: 8,606	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night Well done CC, well done. __________________ Vacancy

08-12-2007, 02:30 AM	#9
jsarno Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 31 Spooner St. Age: 49 Posts: 9,534	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night Where has CrazyCanuck been anyway? __________________ Zoltan is ZESTY! - courtesy of joeredskin

08-12-2007, 03:00 AM	#11
dall-assblows The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 41 Posts: 2,211	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night this cracked me up with the "and gibbs kicke there fckn asses" __________________ SOMEBODY PINCH ME

08-12-2007, 03:20 AM	#12
GhettoDogAllStars Playmaker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 42 Posts: 2,762	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night Great poem, CC. Thanks for reposting, SS. __________________ To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

08-15-2007, 02:29 PM	#13
CrazyCanuck Serenity Now Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,008	Re: CrazyCanuck: Capologist by Day; Poet by Night Hey all, Sorry I haven't been around much. Between golf, 2 jobs, and a new girlfriend just haven't had a minute. But with winter approaching it means I'll have 9 months to refresh the site every 5 minutes. Thanks SS for pulling this off the shelf. To be honest I barely even remember when I wrote it or why I had to throw the profanities in there. I think it was when one of my fellow Warpathers suggested that we'd be better off with Dennis Green as our head coach.

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