Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys

SmootSmack · 07-06-2007, 04:27 PM

TriCities.com - News - BREAKING NEWS: The mother of football star Jason Witten is in trouble with the law

firstdown · 07-06-2007, 04:37 PM

No she think she plays for the Bengals.

Riggo44 · 07-06-2007, 04:41 PM

Couldn’t she just barrow the $5500 from her son??

BigSKINBauer · 07-06-2007, 04:42 PM

Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.

SmootSmack · 07-06-2007, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

No she think she plays for the Bengals.

Silly me, I'm still living in the '90s

firstdown · 07-06-2007, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Silly me, I'm still living in the '90s

Is that really his mom because the article never mentioned him?

SmootSmack · 07-06-2007, 05:07 PM

Well, I mean it's the title of the article "Mother of Football Star Jason Witten in Trouble with the Law"

Redskins_P · 07-06-2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.

Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read that. If its really his mom, then thats really sad.

skinsfan_nn · 07-06-2007, 05:17 PM

Dumb Ass!

BigSKINBauer · 07-06-2007, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Redskins_P

Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read that. If its really his mom, then thats really sad.

Yeah, i would hope that she really didn't need the money and is just crazy and stole the money. THere are people that steal because they enjoy stealing. If she did need the money and her son doesn't make sure his mom is well taken care of, he is an asshole.

FRPLG · 07-06-2007, 08:29 PM

Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.

SmootSmack · 07-07-2007, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by FRPLG

Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.

That's some great stuff FRPLG. Good job!

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 07-07-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BigSKINBauer

Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.

What a wonderful son.

Pocket$ $traight · 07-07-2007, 01:14 AM

Another example of Cowboys fans being complete idiots. Anyone who blatantly steals from a bank account has nothing going on upstairs. You would have a better chance winning the lottery than getting away with that.

Pocket$ $traight · 07-07-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

What a wonderful son.

What? How is this his fault. Obviously she has problems. Do you really think that him giving her $5500 would make things better? In two months she would need twice that.

07-06-2007, 04:27 PM	#1
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07-06-2007, 04:37 PM	#2
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 60 Posts: 15,817	Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys No she think she plays for the Bengals.

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Riggo44 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Clemente CA Age: 51 Posts: 2,390	Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys Couldn’t she just barrow the $5500 from her son?? __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

07-06-2007, 04:42 PM	#4
BigSKINBauer Pro Bowl Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Washington, DC Age: 36 Posts: 5,688	Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys Glad to see Jason provides so well financially for his mother.

07-06-2007, 05:07 PM	#7
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys Well, I mean it's the title of the article "Mother of Football Star Jason Witten in Trouble with the Law" __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-06-2007, 05:17 PM	#9
skinsfan_nn Playmaker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Newport News,Virginia Age: 60 Posts: 4,495	Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys Dumb Ass! __________________ "There's no greater feeling than moving a man from Point A to Point B, against his will." #68 THANKS COACH GIBBS FOR EVERYTHING! YOUR THE MAN AND ALWAYS WILL BE!

07-06-2007, 08:29 PM	#11
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys Oh that's his mom alright. She is a serious piece of work. Both the parents are. They used to live in NoVa. They had three kids with Jason being the youngest. The other two were good baseball players but didn't end up doing much. They moved when Jason was like 11 but I played baseball with his older brother for years and his mom and dad(he was my coach one year) were out of this world nuts. The dad was basically just a big jerk. Yelled a lot but didn't communicate much more than idiocy. The mom had the highest most piecrcing scream that she used for cheering. God everyone hated them. The Wittens still inspire hearty stories in the town of Vienna Little league. I believe after they moved to Tenn they got divorced. Eddie and Kim Witten were ones for the book for sure.

07-07-2007, 01:14 AM	#14
Pocket$ $traight Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fairfax, VA Age: 48 Posts: 4,261	Re: Jason Witten's Mom Thinks She Plays for the Cowboys Another example of Cowboys fans being complete idiots. Anyone who blatantly steals from a bank account has nothing going on upstairs. You would have a better chance winning the lottery than getting away with that.

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