Old Movies - How would you change the endings

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 11:54 AM

On The Waterfront :- I'd have had Johnnie Friendly repeatedly kicked in the nads by everyone on the dockside instead of seeing that pacifist shit of just going to work.

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-10-2006, 11:56 AM

Wow, nice thread.

There's been more than one movie I'd like to see the endings changed on. Like do you ever see a movie that has a bad ass ending with an apocolyptic-like theme? I want to see how the world goes like the next year or two. Mostly zombie movies and movies like Independence Day.

MTK · 11-10-2006, 11:58 AM

I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 12:01 PM

Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, Empire win.

Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.

Have you seen L4Y3R C4K3?

That's my kind of ending.

Layer Cake (2004)

SmootSmack · 11-10-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.

The Ice Storm has one of the best endings ever

Redskins_P · 11-10-2006, 12:20 PM

I wish Tony would've never killed Manolo!!!

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 12:25 PM

Oh, and I wish the wizard had vaporized these people:

He should have been all "Don't step to me with that weak assed shit!"

Fuck the allegorical nuance, he should have clowned those bitches. DAMN!

Schneed10 · 11-10-2006, 12:33 PM

I wish the Ghostbusters ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow man's goo. All of it. Because I remember being 8 years old thinking, "MAN, there is NO WAY I'd let that much melted marshmallow go to waste."

I wish Karate Kid was extended by 10 minutes. Right after Daniel Larusso's killer crane kick, Ali with an I runs onto the floor, strips naked, and does him right there. A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.

After reading Marty's letter, I wish Doc Brown brought a bazooka to take down the Lybians instead of just wearing a bullet-proof vest.

Redskins_P · 11-10-2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Schneed10

A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.

Oh man.....I would've loved that. I had a crush on her.....

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-10-2006, 01:30 PM

http://www.blazinbeauties.com/pages5...th_shue_14.jpg

Not safe for work.

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

http://www.blazinbeauties.com/pages5...th_shue_14.jpg

Not safe for work.

Wow, I can see why! She needs to wash that in bleach, it's all grey and dull. The last thing I want to see is a woman with no grasp of simple laundry competence.

TheMalcolmConnection · 11-10-2006, 01:36 PM

LOL. Yeah, I didn't know who she was until I searched.

ArtMonkDrillz · 11-10-2006, 01:46 PM

I would make it so it turns out Bruce Willis was alive and Haley Joel Osmat was a ghost. (I smoke crack)

RedskinRat · 11-10-2006, 01:49 PM

Oh, and all of the old Silent Movie actors would have to lay off the Speedballs before filming. Stupid jerky movements and fluttering eyelids spoilt any plot for me.

11-10-2006, 11:54 AM	#1
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Old Movies - How would you change the endings On The Waterfront :- I'd have had Johnnie Friendly repeatedly kicked in the nads by everyone on the dockside instead of seeing that pacifist shit of just going to work.

11-10-2006, 11:56 AM	#2
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings Wow, nice thread. There's been more than one movie I'd like to see the endings changed on. Like do you ever see a movie that has a bad ass ending with an apocolyptic-like theme? I want to see how the world goes like the next year or two. Mostly zombie movies and movies like Independence Day. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-10-2006, 11:58 AM	#3
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,734	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings. A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

11-10-2006, 12:01 PM	#4
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, Empire win. Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.

11-10-2006, 12:20 PM	#7
Redskins_P Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Aldie, VA Age: 46 Posts: 4,101	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings I wish Tony would've never killed Manolo!!!

11-10-2006, 12:25 PM	#8
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings Oh, and I wish the wizard had vaporized these people: He should have been all "Don't step to me with that weak assed shit!" Fuck the allegorical nuance, he should have clowned those bitches. DAMN!

11-10-2006, 12:33 PM	#9
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,439	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings I wish the Ghostbusters ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow man's goo. All of it. Because I remember being 8 years old thinking, "MAN, there is NO WAY I'd let that much melted marshmallow go to waste." I wish Karate Kid was extended by 10 minutes. Right after Daniel Larusso's killer crane kick, Ali with an I runs onto the floor, strips naked, and does him right there. A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened. After reading Marty's letter, I wish Doc Brown brought a bazooka to take down the Lybians instead of just wearing a bullet-proof vest. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

11-10-2006, 01:30 PM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings http://www.blazinbeauties.com/pages5...th_shue_14.jpg Not safe for work. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-10-2006, 01:36 PM	#13
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,252	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings LOL. Yeah, I didn't know who she was until I searched. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

11-10-2006, 01:46 PM	#14
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings I would make it so it turns out Bruce Willis was alive and Haley Joel Osmat was a ghost. (I smoke crack) __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

11-10-2006, 01:49 PM	#15
RedskinRat Franchise Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick! Posts: 8,700	Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings Oh, and all of the old Silent Movie actors would have to lay off the Speedballs before filming. Stupid jerky movements and fluttering eyelids spoilt any plot for me.

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