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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
"It hurts my breasts" Oh yeah? Well it hurts my feelings and it makes you un-American, YFB!
Any woman who won't chest-bump me should be killed, and I'm a moderate. I wanted my own 'F' thread. |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
I hate that.
I once chest bumped my dad into a trash can in front of everyone at his company picnic. He said is subordinates never gave him any respect after that.
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
Girls that don't chest bump are chumps. Then again, they probably think guys that don't groin bump are losers. I disagree. Groin bumping is just a typical Friday night.
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
i would have loved to see that. you guys will be talking about that the rest of your lives. kind of like a kodak moment
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: round the way
Age: 41
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
who the f would want to chest bump rat anyway?
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
I think you meant to say guinea pig, cause I don't see any rats in here
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
Murophobic.
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Austin, Texas
Age: 55
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
I chest bumped a chic one night during the TX Okla St game last year when Vince just took over....bumped her right into some rakes and shovels and shit that were hangin on the wall in the garage. My motto is... F'em if they don't wanna bump!
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 45
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Re: F Women who won't 'Chest Bump' me at the game.
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Chest bumping should be easy for the ladies, they have extra padding. |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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