The Moderator Poll

BrudLee · 06-02-2004, 04:49 PM

In an earlier post - hell, in many earlier posts - the abilities of the Administrators and Moderators of this website have been impugned and maligned. On behalf of the moderators and management of this site, we respect your opinions, and have been greatly heartened by the always-strong replies that defend our hard work.

It has been suggested that, perhaps, some moderators are... shall we say, a little more valuable than others. JWSleep ( a valuable member of the Warpath family) even humorously suggested a - get this - Moderator Poll! Well, despite my better judgement, Matty has coerced me into starting this thread.

Please take the time to vote for your favorite moderator. It may be because you like the way they write, or the even hand with which they solve disputes. In my case, it may be because of their youthful charm and rugged good looks. Bragging rights are at stake, so give us your opinion.

P.S. My birthday is in two days. Guess what I want?

SmootSmack · 06-02-2004, 04:58 PM

If elected I promise no homework and extended recess! And I don't want to start any rumors but I think I think I saw Brud having lunch with Pasquarelli, Peter King and his softball-playing daughter the other day. I'm just sayin' is all.

BrudLee · 06-02-2004, 04:59 PM

All right. I'll admit it. I like me, and I'll tell you why.

I'm just a Joe Potato-head type from Hicksville, DE. Honestly, it's amazing I can even use a keyboard. Yet, here I am, posting my cogent thoughts on all matters Burgundy and Gold. It's a real Horatio Alger story.

Also, I fell for the birthday thing. Who doesn't want to vote for a guy close to his birthday? I'm surprised all of our Presidents weren't born in November.

P.S. My personal relationship with Mr. King aside, at least I don't have a lock of his daughter's hair in my diary...smootsmack, I'm taking to you.

MTK · 06-02-2004, 05:25 PM

If you don't vote for me I'll boot you from the board, any questions?

And yes I can see who voted for who.

Cheers!

SmootSmack · 06-02-2004, 05:33 PM

"Give a hoot, vote Smoot"

Dave Butz Baby! · 06-02-2004, 05:34 PM

Where's the ass-kissing choice of "All of the above?"

But seriously... no favorites. I like everyone's personalities.. or at least how they come across in writing. I also really dig this board because name-calling and trolling are essentially non-existant... so that's kudos to all the mods for creating this more intelligent atmosphere and not putting up with that kind of BS.

All that said, though, I gotta go with smootsmack. He did promise longer recesses. You can't beat that with a stick.

Then again, if anyone wants to see smoot's "Longer Recess" and raise it to "Free Beer Brought To You By Nubile Young Red-Headed Lasses In Bikinis and Spike Heels", I'll change my vote!

BrudLee · 06-02-2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

If you don't vote for me I'll boot you from the board, any questions?

And yes I can see who voted for who.

Cheers!

Idle threats from the man behind the curtain...

Also, for those of you who value his opinion, how about this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Brud -
You're my favorite. Seriously.

So it should really be a simple matter.

SmootSmack · 06-02-2004, 05:38 PM

Butz Baby! Consider it done, of course we'll have Blondes and Brunettes as well. Can't discriminate. And blue-haired as well for all you Marge Simpson fans out there

BrudLee · 06-02-2004, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smootsmack

Butz Baby! Consider it done, of course we'll have Blondes and Brunettes as well. Can't discriminate. And blue-haired as well for all you Marge Simpson fans out there

You see, I told you he hates bald women!

This kind of divisive behavior cannot be tolerated!

SmootSmack · 06-02-2004, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrudLee

You see, I told you he hates bald women!

This kind of divisive behavior cannot be tolerated!

Damn was hoping no one would catch that....what I really dig is women with potato heads!

Dave Butz Baby! · 06-02-2004, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smootsmack

Butz Baby! Consider it done, of course we'll have Blondes and Brunettes as well. Can't discriminate. And blue-haired as well for all you Marge Simpson fans out there

Sweeeeeeet! But seriously, I have this, uh, "thing" for redheads. Bring me one, and I'm all set!

I'll kick you back any blonde or brunette you want.

Let's see... votes, broads, kickbacks and bribes. Yepper... I'm in the right town. Gotta love DC!

SmootSmack in '04!

You should consider Ade Jimoh Fan Club for your running mate!

SmootSmack · 06-02-2004, 05:55 PM

I love it! "Smack and Jimoh in O' Fo'" I'm bringing Crazy Canuck aboard to balance the budget, SportsCurmudgeon to keep us all in check. SkinsnCanes will provide the redheads et al. via Miami and I gotta have Daseal because well why not? Any one else want to join the winning party?

Gmanc711 · 06-02-2004, 06:07 PM

I gotta go JoeCrisp here, cause he gets us all the behind the secenes interviews and information from the Mini-Camps. And he helped me get a A- in my journalism class. For real though, all you guys are Redskins fans, so I like you by defult.

SmootSmack · 06-02-2004, 06:18 PM

I would have gotten you an A Gman! I guess we can reveal the truth now, Crisp hasn't ever really been to Redskins Park. He's got some kind of Forrest Gump thing going on where he just transposes himself onto previously recorded interviews. He just sits in his basement all day.

Honestly though I'm honored to be in the same poll as such an elite group of people.

"Lay off the Crack, Vote Smootsmack"

joecrisp · 06-02-2004, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gmanc711

I gotta go JoeCrisp here, cause he gets us all the behind the secenes interviews and information from the Mini-Camps. And he helped me get a A- in my journalism class. For real though, all you guys are Redskins fans, so I like you by defult.

Thanks for your support, Gmanc711! Glad I could be of service to you! Congratulations on a successful semester! I'll bet if that professor had let you write about the Redskins, you would've easily had an A+.

View Poll Results: Who is the super-coolest Moderator?
MattyK	9	26.47%
Bozzy	1	2.94%
JoeCrisp	9	26.47%
BrudLee	2	5.88%
Ramseyfan	3	8.82%
RedskinRat	1	2.94%
smootsmack	9	26.47%
Voters: 34. You may not vote on this poll

06-02-2004, 04:49 PM	#1
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	The Moderator Poll In an earlier post - hell, in many earlier posts - the abilities of the Administrators and Moderators of this website have been impugned and maligned. On behalf of the moderators and management of this site, we respect your opinions, and have been greatly heartened by the always-strong replies that defend our hard work. It has been suggested that, perhaps, some moderators are... shall we say, a little more valuable than others. JWSleep ( a valuable member of the Warpath family) even humorously suggested a - get this - Moderator Poll! Well, despite my better judgement, Matty has coerced me into starting this thread. Please take the time to vote for your favorite moderator. It may be because you like the way they write, or the even hand with which they solve disputes. In my case, it may be because of their youthful charm and rugged good looks. Bragging rights are at stake, so give us your opinion. P.S. My birthday is in two days. Guess what I want? __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

06-02-2004, 04:58 PM	#2
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	If elected I promise no homework and extended recess! And I don't want to start any rumors but I think I think I saw Brud having lunch with Pasquarelli, Peter King and his softball-playing daughter the other day. I'm just sayin' is all. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-02-2004, 04:59 PM	#3
BrudLee Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE Posts: 3,494	All right. I'll admit it. I like me, and I'll tell you why. I'm just a Joe Potato-head type from Hicksville, DE. Honestly, it's amazing I can even use a keyboard. Yet, here I am, posting my cogent thoughts on all matters Burgundy and Gold. It's a real Horatio Alger story. Also, I fell for the birthday thing. Who doesn't want to vote for a guy close to his birthday? I'm surprised all of our Presidents weren't born in November. P.S. My personal relationship with Mr. King aside, at least I don't have a lock of his daughter's hair in my diary...smootsmack, I'm taking to you. __________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too.

06-02-2004, 05:33 PM	#5
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	"Give a hoot, vote Smoot" __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-02-2004, 05:25 PM	#4
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: NY Age: 52 Posts: 99,462	If you don't vote for me I'll boot you from the board, any questions? And yes I can see who voted for who. Cheers!

06-02-2004, 05:34 PM	#6
Dave Butz Baby! Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Reston, VA Age: 54 Posts: 450	Where's the ass-kissing choice of "All of the above?" But seriously... no favorites. I like everyone's personalities.. or at least how they come across in writing. I also really dig this board because name-calling and trolling are essentially non-existant... so that's kudos to all the mods for creating this more intelligent atmosphere and not putting up with that kind of BS. All that said, though, I gotta go with smootsmack. He did promise longer recesses. You can't beat that with a stick. Then again, if anyone wants to see smoot's "Longer Recess" and raise it to "Free Beer Brought To You By Nubile Young Red-Headed Lasses In Bikinis and Spike Heels", I'll change my vote! __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

06-02-2004, 05:38 PM	#8
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Butz Baby! Consider it done, of course we'll have Blondes and Brunettes as well. Can't discriminate. And blue-haired as well for all you Marge Simpson fans out there __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-02-2004, 05:55 PM	#12
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	I love it! "Smack and Jimoh in O' Fo'" I'm bringing Crazy Canuck aboard to balance the budget, SportsCurmudgeon to keep us all in check. SkinsnCanes will provide the redheads et al. via Miami and I gotta have Daseal because well why not? Any one else want to join the winning party? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

06-02-2004, 06:07 PM	#13
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	I gotta go JoeCrisp here, cause he gets us all the behind the secenes interviews and information from the Mini-Camps. And he helped me get a A- in my journalism class. For real though, all you guys are Redskins fans, so I like you by defult.

06-02-2004, 06:18 PM	#14
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	I would have gotten you an A Gman! I guess we can reveal the truth now, Crisp hasn't ever really been to Redskins Park. He's got some kind of Forrest Gump thing going on where he just transposes himself onto previously recorded interviews. He just sits in his basement all day. Honestly though I'm honored to be in the same poll as such an elite group of people. "Lay off the Crack, Vote Smootsmack" __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

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