If I Could Be Like Mike

SmootSmack · 07-12-2006, 12:58 AM

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/storie....314c6e50.html

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.

hooskins · 07-12-2006, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/storie....314c6e50.html

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.

This is probably the most retarded thing I have ever seen. I really hope this case is thrown out. Honestly at times like these, it really does seem a British "common sense" judicial approach makes sense. This case would be thrown out immediately, and this guy would probably be fined for wasted court funds (ex. "hot coffee" case in England).

Monkeydad · 07-12-2006, 01:44 PM

Well let's make this a class action lawsuit for everyone with a shiny head!

Excuse me while I shave.

These type of lawsuits are getting ridiculous. No one wants to work for their money anymore. I think we should enact legislation that says if you bring a frivilous lawsuit into court that you must pay for the court costs AND a fine for wasting taxpayer money and the time of the person you're trying to steal from.

The woman who didn't know coffee was hot before she drove with a styofoam cup between her legs shouldn't have won...she should've been reimbursing the court for wasting their time.

These kind of people are also why our insurance (of all kinds) rates are so high now.

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-12-2006, 02:10 PM

What a freakin' douchebag. Puts things in real perspective.

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-12-2006, 02:32 PM

I'm going to sue Shaq for copying my game. Even though I'm about 5'9'' and can't jump I know that if I were his size I would have played just like him, but now I can't because he took my only chance. To the court house!

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-12-2006, 02:34 PM

I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.

724Skinsfan · 07-12-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.

Can I sue myself?

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-12-2006, 02:36 PM

I guess if you want to lose EVERYTHING YOU OWN!

ArtMonkDrillz · 07-12-2006, 02:38 PM

Good guess, rookie. I just lost a buck....TO MYSELF!!!

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-12-2006, 02:39 PM

Nice job Farva.

SmootSmack · 07-12-2006, 02:41 PM

People have told me that I use words, and occasionally images and smilies, to convey opinions on a Redskins message board much like ArtMonkDrillz.

"Wow, you write posts like AMD. You use words, images, smilies. It's uncanny. Sometimes I can't tell the difference" Well you know what? Enough is enough. AMD is a great fan site poster but the comparisons are causing undue grief. But I'm not suing broke ass AMD.

No, I've decided to sue The Ego for facilitating these endless comparisons. Who's with me?

TheMalcolmConnection · 07-12-2006, 02:42 PM

Class action baby.

724Skinsfan · 07-12-2006, 02:46 PM

What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?

gibbsisgod · 07-12-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?

i think if we get in on the ground floor we get a bigger chunk!

BDBohnzie · 07-12-2006, 02:50 PM

I can imagine Jordan's rap starting kinda like this:

"[h]e take my money, when [he's] in need
Yeah [h]e's a triflin friend indeed
Oh [h]e's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me"

Just need Jamie Foxx to sing it...

07-12-2006, 12:58 AM	#1
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	If I Could Be Like Mike http://www.kgw.com/news-local/storie....314c6e50.html “Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard." I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ. __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-12-2006, 01:44 PM	#3
Monkeydad Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 45 Posts: 17,460	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike Well let's make this a class action lawsuit for everyone with a shiny head! Excuse me while I shave. These type of lawsuits are getting ridiculous. No one wants to work for their money anymore. I think we should enact legislation that says if you bring a frivilous lawsuit into court that you must pay for the court costs AND a fine for wasting taxpayer money and the time of the person you're trying to steal from. The woman who didn't know coffee was hot before she drove with a styofoam cup between her legs shouldn't have won...she should've been reimbursing the court for wasting their time. These kind of people are also why our insurance (of all kinds) rates are so high now.

07-12-2006, 02:10 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike What a freakin' douchebag. Puts things in real perspective. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-12-2006, 02:32 PM	#5
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike I'm going to sue Shaq for copying my game. Even though I'm about 5'9'' and can't jump I know that if I were his size I would have played just like him, but now I can't because he took my only chance. To the court house! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-12-2006, 02:34 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-12-2006, 02:36 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike I guess if you want to lose EVERYTHING YOU OWN! __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-12-2006, 02:38 PM	#9
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike Good guess, rookie. I just lost a buck....TO MYSELF!!! __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

07-12-2006, 02:39 PM	#10
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike Nice job Farva. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-12-2006, 02:41 PM	#11
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike People have told me that I use words, and occasionally images and smilies, to convey opinions on a Redskins message board much like ArtMonkDrillz. "Wow, you write posts like AMD. You use words, images, smilies. It's uncanny. Sometimes I can't tell the difference" Well you know what? Enough is enough. AMD is a great fan site poster but the comparisons are causing undue grief. But I'm not suing broke ass AMD. No, I've decided to sue The Ego for facilitating these endless comparisons. Who's with me? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

07-12-2006, 02:42 PM	#12
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike Class action baby. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

07-12-2006, 02:46 PM	#13
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike What % of the settlement did your lawyer get? __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

07-12-2006, 02:50 PM	#15
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 45 Posts: 4,628	Re: If I Could Be Like Mike I can imagine Jordan's rap starting kinda like this: "[h]e take my money, when [he's] in need Yeah [h]e's a triflin friend indeed Oh [h]e's a gold digger way over town That digs on me" Just need Jamie Foxx to sing it... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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