American Idol Hotness

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 02:28 PM

For anyone who watches this show, there's a fine crop of talent (among other things). Who's your pick based on talent and looks?

Schneed10 · 03-08-2006, 02:55 PM

I am so all over this show, as I am every single year. I sang in college, so I tend to be a critic in addition to having personal favorites. My picks to win often differ from my own personal tastes.

Female best singer: Mandisa
Female most attractive: Katharine McPhee (oh boy oh boy oh boy)
Female likely to go furthest in competition: Lisa Tucker

Male best singer: Chris Dautry
Male most attractive: not going there
Male likely to go furthest in competition: Chris Dautry

The Schneed10 pick to win: Chris Dautry

I also like Taylor Hicks (is it just me, or should he come on stage wearing overalls, a fake beard, and Dapper Dan pomade in his hair to sing A Man of Constant Sorrow or what??), and Kellie Pickler makes me laugh.

I don't like Mandisa but I can't deny her talent, and I think she's going to lose a few votes for being heavy eventually. I think it will come down to her and Lisa for the top girl, and Lisa will take it. I pick Lisa Tucker to go far because it's only a matter of time before she picks the right song to wow the crowd. Plus she's unflappable on stage, never gets nervous.

Katharine McPhee is by far my favorite chick. She has the prettiest voice, and she's by far the best looking IMO. But she lacks stage command.

But as much as I like her, my favorite is Chris Dautry. Dude can just straight bring it, that rendition of Fuel's Hemorrhage was friggin brilliant. I'm excited to see what he does tonight.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 02:59 PM

McPhee is fine as hell. Do you not think that Kellie Pickler is just the cutest thing you've ever seen. Like normally I describe attractive girls as hot but this girl is just cute as hell. Yeah, I'm picking Dautry to win too. Guy has an amazing talent. I thought that Paris had the best "voice" of anybody so far.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 03:00 PM

Melissa McSomething is bangin' too. Too bad her voice isn't better. I like that raspy sound from chick voices.

Schneed10 · 03-08-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Melissa McSomething is bangin' too. Too bad her voice isn't better. I like that raspy sound from chick voices.

She's a good lookin one, you're right. Melissa McGhee. McPhee and McGhee. Just funny.

She has a cool tone to her voice, it's like it's smoky or something. But her range is limited, she can't sing high notes very well, that limits her.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 03:03 PM

Good GRACIOUS.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 03:03 PM

HA! I meant to paste the whole pic but I guess that banner had an upper and lower half!! LOL LOL

EDIT: Fixed.

Schneed10 · 03-08-2006, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

McPhee is fine as hell. Do you not think that Kellie Pickler is just the cutest thing you've ever seen. Like normally I describe attractive girls as hot but this girl is just cute as hell. Yeah, I'm picking Dautry to win too. Guy has an amazing talent. I thought that Paris had the best "voice" of anybody so far.

Yeah definitely. Of the chicks that are left, Katharine is that girl in school that you can't stop thinking about because she's so hot. But Kellie is the one you really want to be your girlfriend. That's the best way I can describe it.

The looks are great, the personality is stellar, and they comprise a whole that is much greater than the sum of those two parts.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 03:08 PM

That's exactly how I would have put it. Did you know that Donahue chick that was kicked off posed in Maxim with her twin last year before Idol?

Schneed10 · 03-08-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

That's exactly how I would have put it. Did you know that Donahue chick that was kicked off posed in Maxim with her twin last year before Idol?

I sure did, I practically have the link bookmarked!

http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_...IdolTwins.girl

Heather Cox was a looker too. Too bad they cut her loose.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 03:18 PM

Wow. Excellent. Yeah, Heather Cox had the most porno name ever! Not just because her last name is Cox but because if someone were to ask me to make up a fake porn name for a chick in 3 seconds, that's probably what I would come up with.

Like for myself in 3 seconds I just thought of Rod Piper.

Schneed10 · 03-08-2006, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Wow. Excellent. Yeah, Heather Cox had the most porno name ever! Not just because her last name is Cox but because if someone were to ask me to make up a fake porn name for a chick in 3 seconds, that's probably what I would come up with.

Like for myself in 3 seconds I just thought of Rod Piper.

LOL. I like the porn name trick. Take your middle name and make that the first name, and take the name of the street you grew up on and make that the last name.

Schneed10 = Michael Woodcroft

LOL

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 03:26 PM

Eugene Sterrett! LOL This might have to be another thread.

Schneed10 · 03-08-2006, 03:32 PM

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Eugene Sterrett! LOL This might have to be another thread.

Great idea, I started it up! Anyway back to idol. Is it just me, or do you just want to kill Ace Young. I can't stand how cheezy that guy is. I'm just waiting for Chris Dautry to roundhouse kick him in the face right as he's gazing into the camera.

TheMalcolmConnection · 03-08-2006, 03:44 PM

HAHAHAHA! I know, same here. Being a guy I have two qualifications for what I think about the attractiveness of other guys. It is as such:

You are ugly as hell.
Or you are not ugly as hell.

Whenever I tell my girlfriend that I don't think another guy is ugly as hell, she's like "You think he's handsome!" and I'm like "No, I don't."

So now that I've explained my rating system, I'll explain my feelings on Ace. He IS ugly as hell. I don't know what the ladies see in him. I mean that Kellie girl is obviously just straight-up innocent and cute, but Ace just CHEESES the shit out of the camera because he knows that's what people like. Remember when he sang his first song ever, Paula was like "Do that look you did at the end of the song?" and he did it with no problem. He practices that nonsense.

I've never wanted to rip off another person's head in my life as much as him. He even sang GEORGE FREAKIN' MICHEAL.

Ace = :FIREdevil

03-08-2006, 02:28 PM	#1
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	American Idol Hotness For anyone who watches this show, there's a fine crop of talent (among other things). Who's your pick based on talent and looks? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 02:55 PM	#2
Schneed10 A Dude Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 45 Posts: 12,421	Re: American Idol Hotness I am so all over this show, as I am every single year. I sang in college, so I tend to be a critic in addition to having personal favorites. My picks to win often differ from my own personal tastes. Female best singer: Mandisa Female most attractive: Katharine McPhee (oh boy oh boy oh boy) Female likely to go furthest in competition: Lisa Tucker Male best singer: Chris Dautry Male most attractive: not going there Male likely to go furthest in competition: Chris Dautry The Schneed10 pick to win: Chris Dautry I also like Taylor Hicks (is it just me, or should he come on stage wearing overalls, a fake beard, and Dapper Dan pomade in his hair to sing A Man of Constant Sorrow or what??), and Kellie Pickler makes me laugh. I don't like Mandisa but I can't deny her talent, and I think she's going to lose a few votes for being heavy eventually. I think it will come down to her and Lisa for the top girl, and Lisa will take it. I pick Lisa Tucker to go far because it's only a matter of time before she picks the right song to wow the crowd. Plus she's unflappable on stage, never gets nervous. Katharine McPhee is by far my favorite chick. She has the prettiest voice, and she's by far the best looking IMO. But she lacks stage command. But as much as I like her, my favorite is Chris Dautry. Dude can just straight bring it, that rendition of Fuel's Hemorrhage was friggin brilliant. I'm excited to see what he does tonight. __________________ God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.

03-08-2006, 02:59 PM	#3
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness McPhee is fine as hell. Do you not think that Kellie Pickler is just the cutest thing you've ever seen. Like normally I describe attractive girls as hot but this girl is just cute as hell. Yeah, I'm picking Dautry to win too. Guy has an amazing talent. I thought that Paris had the best "voice" of anybody so far. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 03:00 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness Melissa McSomething is bangin' too. Too bad her voice isn't better. I like that raspy sound from chick voices. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 03:03 PM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness Good GRACIOUS. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 03:03 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness HA! I meant to paste the whole pic but I guess that banner had an upper and lower half!! LOL LOL EDIT: Fixed. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 03:08 PM	#9
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness That's exactly how I would have put it. Did you know that Donahue chick that was kicked off posed in Maxim with her twin last year before Idol? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 03:18 PM	#11
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness Wow. Excellent. Yeah, Heather Cox had the most porno name ever! Not just because her last name is Cox but because if someone were to ask me to make up a fake porn name for a chick in 3 seconds, that's probably what I would come up with. Like for myself in 3 seconds I just thought of Rod Piper. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 03:26 PM	#13
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness Eugene Sterrett! LOL This might have to be another thread. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

03-08-2006, 03:44 PM	#15
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,225	Re: American Idol Hotness HAHAHAHA! I know, same here. Being a guy I have two qualifications for what I think about the attractiveness of other guys. It is as such: You are ugly as hell. Or you are not ugly as hell. Whenever I tell my girlfriend that I don't think another guy is ugly as hell, she's like "You think he's handsome!" and I'm like "No, I don't." So now that I've explained my rating system, I'll explain my feelings on Ace. He IS ugly as hell. I don't know what the ladies see in him. I mean that Kellie girl is obviously just straight-up innocent and cute, but Ace just CHEESES the shit out of the camera because he knows that's what people like. Remember when he sang his first song ever, Paula was like "Do that look you did at the end of the song?" and he did it with no problem. He practices that nonsense. I've never wanted to rip off another person's head in my life as much as him. He even sang GEORGE FREAKIN' MICHEAL. Ace = :FIREdevil __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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