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Old 02-09-2006, 02:36 PM   #1
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I've solved all our problems, my friends.

There is THE beast WR that we absolutely MUST have. His name... is Darryl Owens.

that's right boys and girls, we simply cannot win without D. O.

(listed as 197/209 eligible WRs this year... played at walsh (catholic university), transfered from bowling green had 620 yards junoir year, 9 games and 230 yards senoir (250yd/g running team). This is a joke :P but he is 6'6")

and on the upside, next year we can draft mike barrow too (Kicker)... not quite lekkerkerker, but still...
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Old 02-09-2006, 02:40 PM   #2
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Is he T.O's brother?
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Old 02-09-2006, 03:13 PM   #3
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oh i highly doubt it, just coincidence. just thought it was funny when looking through i found darryl owens and a mike barrow among the wreckage.
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Old 02-17-2006, 12:28 AM   #4
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howd you find that?
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Old 02-17-2006, 02:22 AM   #5
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howd you find that?
extensive and extremely pointless research . Name just kinda popped out though. Next year there'll be a kicker named mike barrow, so I think we owe him a 2 year gauranteed contract to sit on IR...
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:44 PM   #6
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Naw we should pick up Alton real world. He is a beast.
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Old 02-20-2006, 08:38 AM   #7
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Or how about Johnny Fake Name?
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Old 02-20-2006, 02:55 PM   #8
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Man, I saw Owens play this year. That yard he gained was something else. He had a big hole, but a DT tapped his shoe at the line of scrimmage and he collapsed. But he took that handoff like an NFL veteran.


RUSHING GP Att Gain Loss Net Avg TD Long Avg/G
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Reine', Antwain 10 207 1138 44 1094 5.3 10 86 109.4
Stewart, Dustin 10 153 726 16 710 4.6 6 50 71.0
Hostetler, Chase 9 75 298 10 288 3.8 0 31 32.0
Johnson, Rrock 11 51 240 1 239 4.7 1 25 21.7
Jarrett, Brad 10 13 100 1 99 7.6 2 22 9.9
Lash, Rob 11 12 80 12 68 5.7 1 21 6.2
Sapanaro, Matt 5 8 54 0 54 6.8 0 16 10.8
Pullen, Marc 3 2 27 0 27 13.5 0 18 9.0
Owens, Darryl 9 1 1 0 1 1.0 0 1 0.1
TEAM 2 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0
Kane, Dan 3 9 9 33 -24 -2.7 0 6 -8.0
Cerreta, Sam 9 43 67 108 -41 -1.0 1 16 -4.6
Total.......... 11 575 2740 225 2515 4.4 21 86 228.6
Opponents...... 11 382 1718 256 1462 3.8 11 91 132.9
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Old 02-20-2006, 04:05 PM   #9
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:10 PM   #10
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he was better last year
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Old 02-20-2006, 10:14 PM   #11
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Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.

I can hear his theme song now
"Lets go D.O, Lets go D.O."

I can also hear TO filing a lawsuit to get the money to feed his family. Poor schmuck.
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Old 02-20-2006, 10:34 PM   #12
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I wonder if that Chase Hostetler kid is related to Jeff
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Old 02-21-2006, 11:12 AM   #13
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Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.

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Man, I saw Owens play this year. That yard he gained was something else. He had a big hole, but a DT tapped his shoe at the line of scrimmage and he collapsed. But he took that handoff like an NFL veteran.


RUSHING GP Att Gain Loss Net Avg TD Long Avg/G
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Reine', Antwain 10 207 1138 44 1094 5.3 10 86 109.4
Stewart, Dustin 10 153 726 16 710 4.6 6 50 71.0
Hostetler, Chase 9 75 298 10 288 3.8 0 31 32.0
Johnson, Rrock 11 51 240 1 239 4.7 1 25 21.7
Jarrett, Brad 10 13 100 1 99 7.6 2 22 9.9
Lash, Rob 11 12 80 12 68 5.7 1 21 6.2
Sapanaro, Matt 5 8 54 0 54 6.8 0 16 10.8
Pullen, Marc 3 2 27 0 27 13.5 0 18 9.0
Owens, Darryl 9 1 1 0 1 1.0 0 1 0.1
TEAM 2 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0
Kane, Dan 3 9 9 33 -24 -2.7 0 6 -8.0
Cerreta, Sam 9 43 67 108 -41 -1.0 1 16 -4.6
Total.......... 11 575 2740 225 2515 4.4 21 86 228.6
Opponents...... 11 382 1718 256 1462 3.8 11 91 132.9
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Old 02-21-2006, 04:13 PM   #14
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just so everyone knows, he's a WR, not an RB
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:09 PM   #15
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Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.

Man since Free Agency is in Full Swing we got bring this thread back from the dead. Look that guy, who started it solved all our problems by discovering D.O.
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