Simms Just Awful

70Chip · 01-22-2006, 06:56 PM

I think I just noticed this because as a Redskins fan I mostly watch Fox, but Phil Simms is first rate dimwit. I think he has surpassed O.J for worst all-time color man. My all time worst list:

1. Phil Simms
2. O.J Simpson
3. Randy Cross
4. Bill Maas
5. Jerry Glanville

The reason Jerry is not higher is that he was so bad I actually enjoyed it which gives him bonus points.

Honorable mention: Paul Maguire

Next week: Worst roving sideline bimbo.

FRPLG · 01-22-2006, 07:14 PM

Yeah for some reason he thinks punting on fourth down when the alternative is a 56 yard field goal and you have a 3 TD lead is ground breaking strategy. What a dolt.

shallyshal · 01-22-2006, 07:33 PM

at least simms can pronounce his words... but he really does come up with some nonsense

shallyshal · 01-22-2006, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 70Chip

I think I just noticed this because as a Redskins fan I mostly watch Fox, but Phil Simms is first rate dimwit. I think he has surpassed O.J for worst all-time color man. My all time worst list:

1. Phil Simms
2. O.J Simpson
3. Randy Cross
4. Bill Maas
5. Jerry Glanville

The reason Jerry is not higher is that he was so bad I actually enjoyed it which gives him bonus points.

Honorable mention: Paul Maguire

Next week: Worst roving sideline bimbo.

on the other hand. almost every other one of those guys has a definite anti redskin bias-- except for oj who has just a homer for everything california

EternalEnigma21 · 01-22-2006, 07:41 PM

The funniest thing all night was when pittsburg had a 17 pt. lead and on third and 8 they line up in a shotgun with four wide and he says, "You know I wouldn't be suprised to see them just run the Quarterback in this situation"

What the hell???? Who in the hell would ever do that?? Lets put our QB's health in jeapordy for no reason whatsoever...

...You know, I dont' have to go into WHY that is a stupid statement... just enjoy it lol.

Pocket$ $traight · 01-22-2006, 07:54 PM

I would like to add Dan Dierdorf to the list. The Colts/Steelers game was absolutely painful last week.

Baldinger certainly made a run with his comments about Gibbs. It has been a couple of years but don't forget Collinsworth. He was completely unbearable.

dmek25 · 01-22-2006, 09:30 PM

i used to like d johnson,but now he talks way too much

01-22-2006, 06:56 PM	#1
70Chip Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Manassas Age: 53 Posts: 3,048	Simms Just Awful I think I just noticed this because as a Redskins fan I mostly watch Fox, but Phil Simms is first rate dimwit. I think he has surpassed O.J for worst all-time color man. My all time worst list: 1. Phil Simms 2. O.J Simpson 3. Randy Cross 4. Bill Maas 5. Jerry Glanville The reason Jerry is not higher is that he was so bad I actually enjoyed it which gives him bonus points. Honorable mention: Paul Maguire Next week: Worst roving sideline bimbo. __________________ This Monkey's Gone to Heaven

01-22-2006, 07:14 PM	#2
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Simms Just Awful Yeah for some reason he thinks punting on fourth down when the alternative is a 56 yard field goal and you have a 3 TD lead is ground breaking strategy. What a dolt.

01-22-2006, 07:33 PM	#3
shallyshal Special Teams Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 336	Re: Simms Just Awful at least simms can pronounce his words... but he really does come up with some nonsense

01-22-2006, 07:41 PM	#5
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Carbondale CO Age: 44 Posts: 2,958	Re: Simms Just Awful The funniest thing all night was when pittsburg had a 17 pt. lead and on third and 8 they line up in a shotgun with four wide and he says, "You know I wouldn't be suprised to see them just run the Quarterback in this situation" What the hell???? Who in the hell would ever do that?? Lets put our QB's health in jeapordy for no reason whatsoever... ...You know, I dont' have to go into WHY that is a stupid statement... just enjoy it lol. __________________ I am the brute squad.

01-22-2006, 07:54 PM	#6
Pocket$ $traight Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fairfax, VA Age: 48 Posts: 4,261	Re: Simms Just Awful I would like to add Dan Dierdorf to the list. The Colts/Steelers game was absolutely painful last week. Baldinger certainly made a run with his comments about Gibbs. It has been a couple of years but don't forget Collinsworth. He was completely unbearable.

01-22-2006, 09:30 PM	#7
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 63 Posts: 10,672	Re: Simms Just Awful i used to like d johnson,but now he talks way too much

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