NFC East jokes

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Q: What do you call 53 guys watching Wild Card Weekend?
A: The Dallas Cowboys

Q: Where is the safest place to be during a tornado warning?
A: At The Linc. Few touch downs happen there.

Q: What do Billy Graham and Mike MacMahon have in common?
A: They can both make an entire stadium stand up and say JESUS CHRIST!

Q: What's the difference between the Superbowl and the Grammies?
A: The Eagles have won a Grammy.

Q: How do you keep Terry Glenn out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Why are the NFL goalposts too narrow for Jay Feely?
A: He usually practices between Strahan's teeth.

Q: What did Bill Parcells say to Keyshawn Johnson?
A: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!

and my favorite joke from the 90's...
Q: Did you hear the Cowboys hired a new defensive coordinator?
A: Johnnie Cochran