F some of this new crap on the radio...

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Come on Schneed, you know your body is a Wonderland.

I think of it more as a playground than a wonderland. That's why I call it Jungle Jim.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

But, unless you had to look up the lyrics, you remember that song quite well apparently.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by Dave Butz Baby!

Radio Free since 1997. I remember it very well. It was first thing in the morning, and I had just walked into the office that I shared w/ a hottie. I remember it was a nice spring day...

I turned on the radio that sat on her desk. She had it tuned to the rock station. Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping" comes blaring out of the speakers. Man, talk about musical drivel... it sounds like wet shit hitting concrete. I hate that effing song.

"I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down...."

I had to make the burning in my ears stop, so I switched to the next preset - the 'alternative' station. Tubthumping was on that station too.

"Pissing the night away,
Pissing the night away...."

Getting really annoyed, I hit the next preset on the radio - Top 40 station. Tubthumping.

"He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times...."

Now I'm ready to cry. Next button... I'm pretty sure it was the dance station. Even freakin' Madonna would be better than this. Better in the exact same way that getting kicked in the knee will totally make you forget your headache for a moment.

Not a chance. I went four for four in thirty seconds. Here comes the chorus!

"I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down...."

It's the musical cockroach. Post-apocalypse, it'll be the only song left.

LOL great post.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

I think of it more as a playground than a wonderland. That's why I call it Jungle Jim.

NICE! That gives me a segway to another HORRIBLE tune. Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy"...

"Baltimora
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)
Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon
Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on
Burning bright
A fire the blows teh signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you"

Coming soon. Europe.

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

But, unless you had to look up the lyrics, you remember that song quite well apparently.

Yeah unfortunately my wife was into John Mayer's crap when it came out (way too many chicks like his stuff). I was subjected to it on numerous occasions. I think that's why my hatred for him runs so deep. Not only does he suck worse than Michael Bolton, but I had to listen to it over and over and over. Imagine having toothpicks shoved under your pinky toenail. Everytime I heard that song it was like adding another toothpick.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Nah, I was talking about Dave Butz. But way to feel guilty though.

[Dave Butz Baby!]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Nah, I was talking about Dave Butz. But way to feel guilty though.

LOL! Can you spell Google?

I knew ya could!

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Pissing the night away. Pissing the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT away.

Yeah, you like that don't you?!

[Dave Butz Baby!]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Pissing the night away. Pissing the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT away.

Yeah, you like that don't you?!

Yepper, that's a good one! BTW... is there a middle finger emoticon?

Now I feel the need to call someone and sing Tom's Diner into their voicemail. Ya know, just to be nice. It's a nice song. It'll nicely repeat in an endless loop in their head until they fall asleep tonight.

"Doo doo doo doo, doo da-doo doo..."

[TheMalcolmConnection]

What about the Benny Hill theme song? It's not annoying, it's just hilarious.

[MTK]

Mayer is pretty damn bad. I hate how he tries to pass himself off as a legit musician doing blues and stuff. Give me a break.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

What about the Benny Hill theme song? It's not annoying, it's just hilarious.

benny hill was such a perv......ahhh,my hero

[gibbsisgod]

anything by ashely simpson, she cant sing and either can whoever she lips for

[TheMalcolmConnection]

http://home.wlu.edu/~behartless/bennyhill/benny.htm

Check this out in IE. It's the Benny Theme Song!

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

anything by ashely simpson, she cant sing and either can whoever she lips for

I have someone she can lip for.