Home Depot Battle Royale

[los panda]

Originally Posted by Monkeydad

I GOT A PLAN:

22HP, zero-turn mower:
50 in. 23 HP Kawasaki Twin Courage Dual EZT Zero-Turn Riding Mower-RZT 50 at The Home Depot

Gas-powered backpack sprayer:
Gas 5 Gal. Backpack Sprayer-SHR-210 at The Home Depot


Pallet of Sulfiric Acid:
16 oz. Sulfamic Acid Cleaner-TLSAC1 at The Home Depot



Picture it...speed to get away plus ability to do doughnuts and spray acid in all directions.

no gas to power the mower or the sprayer, come on dawg

[firstdown]

I'd go after all the equipment they use to run the store like the fork lift because this equipment does not have a bar code and does not count against my item count. I'd then get a combo pack that comes with a nail guns, hose, and compressor because that only counts as one item. 2nd item would be 3 1/4 inch nails and I'm pretty good at firning them off. 3rd Item would be a sheet of that metal roofing to use as a shield on the fork lift.

[Schneed10]

Can't use items with no bar code, FD!

... unless you make one of your items a sharpie so you could draw bar codes on the forklift.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by los panda

no gas to power the mower or the sprayer, come on dawg

Home Depot (in PA) doesn't sell gas anyway.

I'll run the mower on acid.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

Can't use items with no bar code, FD!

... unless you make one of your items a sharpie so you could draw bar codes on the forklift.

yea I liked the idea but against the rules.

I would make better use of the things you don't need to have as an item. Hiding in a large chest freezer with a small hatchet and waiting for someone to pass would be a good'n.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

LED Flashlight with strobe mode, machete from the lawn department and bosch work site radio to drown out the screams of my victims.

This is one of the best entries so far IMO.

I love the radio addition, lol.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Pump sprayer
4-Gal. Backpack Sprayer w/piston pump-MS-40BP at The Home Depot

Cant find a bigger size but Im sure they have it
32 oz. Fast-Acting Phosphoric Acid Cleaner-CON/CLE QT SG at The Home Depot

And

Paint and Pesticide Full-Face Respirator-10041138 at The Home Depot

Acid burns fooooool

[firstdown]

Originally Posted by Monkeydad

Home Depot (in PA) doesn't sell gas anyway.

I'll run the mower on acid.

On Acid or While on acid? While on acid sounds like more fun.

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

500 ft. Pulling Line-56108 at The Home Depot

Stretch this across a few aisles at neck level

13" Solid steel carpenter's hatchet with blue vinyl nylon shock reduction grip-E3-2H at The Home Depot

This to finish it once they go down

21.6-Volt Lithium-Ion Pole Saw with 3 Extensions-TGP-PS-216 at The Home Depot

This for long range

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by firstdown

On Acid or While on acid? While on acid sounds like more fun.

O yeahhhhhhhhh

This experience would be sick if everyone was given acid beforehand, lol

[los panda]

tripping or not, i'm still staying off the ground floor, on the shelf, watching and waiting

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

Originally Posted by los panda

tripping or not, i'm still staying off the ground floor, on the shelf, watching and waiting

Yeah terrain is always the best advantage, shelves def being terrain. Makes all the nail guy guys easy to spot and take out if your quiet.

[los panda]

Originally Posted by JGisLordOfTheRings

Yeah terrain is always the best advantage, shelves def being terrain. Makes all the nail guy guys easy to spot and take out if your quiet.

about as loud as quartering a chicken

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

All the nail guns made me think of this:

The Wire HBO show Snoop Pearson - YouTube

[JGisLordOfTheRings]

I think this is within the rules: use the building infrastructure?

- hand axe
- PVC boots
- PVC gloves

I want to bust a couple of the water delivery mains with the axe to flood the place, open up some electrical conduit (again with the axe), and drop the live wires onto the water-covered floor while wearing the boots and gloves. Having electrified the floors and fixtures, I should be able to kill people with the axe at my leisure.