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03-26-2010, 10:17 PM
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The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
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03-26-2010, 10:30 PM
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Naega jeil jal naga
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free?
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03-26-2010, 10:33 PM
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A Dude
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
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03-26-2010, 10:52 PM
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
I like these rules, but honestly when I'm at the beach or a Mexican restaurant I tend to drink frozen margaritas like it's my job.
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03-26-2010, 10:57 PM
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
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03-27-2010, 12:23 AM
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Gamebreaker
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03-27-2010, 04:11 AM
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MVP
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam.
As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine.
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03-27-2010, 08:52 AM
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Playmaker
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
Where the "It's never cool to tap the top of another man's beer bottle with your own because you think it's funny to watch it foam up"?
I got to take a big FAIL on #1. Jim Beam betrayed me back in '97. I'm with saden on drinking wine. If you tack on "if your teeth are on fire" to the end then it's okay.
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03-27-2010, 11:23 AM
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
Real men drink whatever they damn well please...no wine, really? I mean who doesn't like a nice glass of wine for dinner?
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03-27-2010, 11:37 AM
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MVP
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
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You can drink wine, the shame of it must be hidden however.
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03-27-2010, 12:07 PM
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
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Props to your friend on 160 beers. Well done.
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03-27-2010, 12:10 PM
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
I disagree strongly with #3...I am not saying I go out to dinner or to a bar and order a frozen drink but when you are at the beach or by the pool on vacation there is nothing at all wrong with a nice frozen drink. Frozen Margharita especially.
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03-27-2010, 12:16 PM
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03-27-2010, 12:18 PM
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
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It's more than okay |
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03-27-2010, 12:23 PM
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A Dude
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man
Wine is queer. Men drink beer.
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