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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 4,712
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Re: Vinny tips his hand on the final 53
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•When Rock Cartwright does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. •Rock Cartwright is so fast, he can run around the world and round kick himself in the back of the head. •182,000 Americans die from Rock Cartwright-related accidents every year. •Rock Cartwright can kill two stones with one bird •There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rock Cartwright has allowed to live.
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Dolphins get good press for saving drowning humans.But we only hear about the swimmers theyve pushed ashore.You know who we havent heard from: all the people theyve pushed out to sea.Dolphins dont know what theyre doing-they just like pushing things. |
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Playmaker
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Three Chopt Virginia
Age: 47
Posts: 2,906
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A funny thing happened on the way to the temple. The moneychangers bought the priesthood. |
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Impact Rookie
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 968
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