Ask me anything

[Monksdown]

what made Chuck Norris so important to American culture?

[steveo395]

Whats the deal with airplane peanuts?

[FRPLG]

Originally Posted by RobH4413

An ATM machine is a machine that makes ATM's, and a PIN number, is a Personal Identification Number Number.

Comon, I want some answers. Don't let us assholes shake your confidence. You can't just post a thread and then run away from it... It's your baby now.

Take care of it.

Nurture it even. You'll never live this down especially if you toss this baby in the dumpster and go back to the prom.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

This should be fun. I'll play along

1. What do you do?
2. Do you think Nate is making a mistake leaving Vanessa and hooking up with Blair again, will it last this time? (yeah, I watch Gossip Girl, you wanna fight about it?)
3. Is this thread a dumb thread...or the dumbest thread

I do a lot of things, mostly in sales
It won't last and I haven't even watched the show
not the dumbest, it adds activity.. dumb perhaps

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by mredskins

This is not a dating service, it is a place to talk Redskins. Try match.com.

I'm honored that you took this as a come on but the whole long distance thing would never work anyways.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

Why are you a douche?

Hey, you said anything.

Ahhh, I shall respond with a question of my own:

What has made you determine that I am a douche?

didn't create this thread out of arrogance, I think that everyone should have a thread that helps them connect themself to the others

I'm somewhat new here and don't know many of you guys and your inside jokes, this is a jumpstart into who I am

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by cpayne5

To be answered in a few days...

How do the flames of thread hell feel?

It burns more than you caring so much, if that helps pookie

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Why is it that if he had seen the saw dust he wouldn't be dead?

Chicken or egg, which is it?

Is Miller Lite better because of it's less filling-ness or it's great taste?

What is the grammatical error in the above sentence?

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Can I keep this up all day?

african or european? (if i remember correctly)

because he slipped? not sure on the backstory of this one..maybe he was blind and ran into a table saw?

the chicken was blessed with a virgin fertilized egg birth by the baby jesus

both, it has great taste for a shitty cheap beer

"it's" instead of "its"

men don't take roads

I wouldn't mind

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Schneed10

LOL!!!

Best thread ever!!! Seriously, in all my time here at the Warpath, this is by far and away the most retarded thread of all time. This tops all of Earthquake's rookie threads. This even tops the classic Roulette System thread. Dare I say it, this is more retarded than... Question 3?

[murmurs of disapproval pervade throughout the Warpath faithful]

Did Schneed actually just suggest a thread could be more retarded than Question 3?

Yes, I'm going there. So Tryfuhl, I ask you this, how does it feel to walk amongst the Halls of the Retarded as they bow at your feet, for thou art their savior?

Honestly it's humorous that you put forth such a valiant effort at derailing this thread. I'd say you should have bigger fish to fry but it appears as if you're in the minnow pond yourself, compadre.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Are we going to get any answers?

Sorry man, fell asleep and then had things to attend to earlier. Honestly don't even remember making this thread. We skipped st patty's day and decided april fools would be our party like we're still in high school night

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by 70Chip

Do you believe in man to man or zone defense?

In football? It definitely has to vary depending on situation of the game, personnel, opposition, etc

I love seeing a great man corner completely shutdown a number one receiver all game long, but I've never been opposed to seeing someone jump a route from the zone and carrying the ball the other way.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I have a question for Coach Gibbs will you answer it?

sure, fire away

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by saden1

Will we ever have an FTL drive?

not in our lifetime, not by far

[Trample the Elderly]

Thank you. Now my threads don't look so bad.

[tryfuhl]

Originally Posted by firstdown

If I'm 25 miles off shore fishing and my boat sinks how long could a survive from hypothermia? I'm around 5'10" weigh 185 and water temp around 60.

That all depends.. if your boat actually sank I'd have to question your choice of boats, most boats can be righted and even filled with water, can hold occupants. Are you alone? Is the boat fully sunk? Can you not climb on top of it?

The timing really depends on what you do during that time. The best bet would be to adopt a defensive position. The more effort that you exert the quicker you will lose heat, this includes treading water, etc.. the body will lose heat something like 30 times faster in water than by surrounding air, so preserving your body heat would be a key towards longtime survival and trying to stave off hypothermia

I guess I didn't fully answer your question but there are too many variables