Want to Work for Obama? Fill Out This 63 Page Application

[EternalEnigma21]

Originally Posted by firstdown

Yea, I thought that was the standard stuff WalMart & Burger king asked on their applications.

when I was 16 I failed the personality test to work at Kmart. when I was walking in to take it the HR lady gave me a look and told me to be sure to answer honeslty...

the questions were BS like, "would you ever consider becoming a professional clown"... so I"m thinking... if the money was amazing, you bet... so sure... and "would you ever steal something" ... sure everyone would in some situation... don't say never right? I bombed the test. They were amazed. I guess they just wanted me to lie.

[70Chip]

I wish we knew this much info about Obama.

[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Mattyk72

63 items, not sure I've ever seen an app that detailed. And notice all the information and documents you have to provide. Not your typical standard application for employment.

Pretty ironic that Obama wasn't asked to provide any documents to be President though. A 1-page letter from his doctor saying "He's good" passed for health records. He never provided an original Birth Certificate. His financial records (showing his Freddie/Fannie money ranking him third on that list and his real estate deal with slumlord Rezko...)

Many in the DoD said he would've been denied a security clearance to get a job there.

[saden1]

Too late folks, we now have a noncitizen-black-muslim-militant-america-hater for president. Somewhere someone has a mission accomplished banner in celebration of Obama's victory.

[onlydarksets]

Originally Posted by Buster

Pretty ironic that Obama wasn't asked to provide any documents to be President though. A 1-page letter from his doctor saying "He's good" passed for health records. He never provided an original Birth Certificate. His financial records (showing his Freddie/Fannie money ranking him third on that list and his real estate deal with slumlord Rezko...)

Many in the DoD said he would've been denied a security clearance to get a job there.

Why would he work at DoD? He's going to be president.

[SmootSmack]

Originally Posted by Buster

Pretty ironic that Obama wasn't asked to provide any documents to be President though. A 1-page letter from his doctor saying "He's good" passed for health records. He never provided an original Birth Certificate. His financial records (showing his Freddie/Fannie money ranking him third on that list and his real estate deal with slumlord Rezko...)

Many in the DoD said he would've been denied a security clearance to get a job there.

Just let it go man. For the love of all that is good in this world, just let it go.

[Sheriff Gonna Getcha]

Originally Posted by Buster

Pretty ironic that Obama wasn't asked to provide any documents to be President though. A 1-page letter from his doctor saying "He's good" passed for health records. He never provided an original Birth Certificate. His financial records (showing his Freddie/Fannie money ranking him third on that list and his real estate deal with slumlord Rezko...)

Many in the DoD said he would've been denied a security clearance to get a job there.

Seriously. I heard he's an Arab, Muslim terrorist. We just let him slip by without demanding his papers because he's black.

:smashfrea Someone is drinking some ridiculously powerful koolaid.